Falling out of buildings in Russia continues to be highly contagious.
No where in the world do more people die from falling out of buildings
Do they pick a floor (fifth in this case) that might not actually kill you, and seems likely to leave you laying there suffering horribly for awhile before you die?
Probably yes, right?
“world-renowned…ballet star” “lost his balance.”
(Russian ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov found dead after falling from apartment balcony)
He said that he is against the war. That causes vertigo the moment you step on a balcony.
“He died a natural death. It’s not a crime,” a source in the emergency services told RIA Novosti.
Yeah right.
While Russian authorities have launched an investigation into Shklyarov’s death, the “preliminary cause” has been judged an accident
Damn, they seem to have a lot of accidents there.
Not since the 3rd defenestration of Prague have so many people fell from windows.
The First Defenestration of Prague - Hussites threw at least 4 people from New Town Hall, kicking off the Hussite Wars in Bohemia.
The Second Defenestration was the result of a coup, the burgomaster and seven corpses of city councilors were defenestrated from the Old and New Town Hall.
The Third Defenestration was protestants throwing two catholic regents and their secretary out the third floor window of Prague Castle, fell 70’ and survived. That was one of the beginnings of the Thirty Years War.
Shklyarov is the 4th Russian to fall out a window after talking out about Putin. That’s the same amount that started the largest religious war in European history (8 million people died, there were 110 million Europeans in 1635)
The fact that they felt the need to say “It’s not a crime”, means it’s most likely a crime.
I mean how in the hell does one “accidentally” fall over a balcony rail? They’re designed to be high enough to avoid that sort of thing.
in the US/EU.
We need guards at 42"/1060mm. 1100mm in the UK
True dat.
But look at the good news: they have a lot of obviously skilled investigators who can very quickly determine it was an accident.
I bet sometimes the investigators are even able to say in advance that it was an accident.
Sidebar: many year ago I acted against a guy who ran up some massive debts. He fell in with some Russians, who ostensibly bailed him out. Amazingly, he also fell from a window to his death.
The window was fifth floor (sixth if you’re US). It wasn’t the fall that he used to kill himself. It was the landing. He landed on top of the spiked wrought iron railings that marked the boundary between the pavement (sidewalk) and his property.
When you think about it, it’s a really obvious way to commit suicide.
Another “accident” no doubt…
Accidents happen. I am not saying it will happen to you, I am just saying that accidents happen.
So FSB has trained their officers how to infiltrate a house and pick up someone and throw them over, without leaving any evidence? There’s no way they are just improvising or getting lucky. They seem to be very good at this.
And another
Why would that be important 
?
Putin: “This was a clear cut case of suicide. We don’t need an investigation”.
Who will disobey him?
Only someone who lives in a ranch house.
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"I don’t know how it happened. He fell out of his window 47 times. The repeated trauma finally killed him.
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