The power of my middle finger

**You are new here, yes? **



LOL! Funniest post of the day, O Mistress of Understatement.

I woulda chased him!

I did get to spit in a womans face on Saturday however. Very thereputic!

That is very smart. Spitting on someone is considered assault. I guess a couple nights in jail will work wonders.

But you are not new here Iron Cathy! 8,000 plus posts…stuff that rocks…are you posting from your new IPHONE or ghosting to your IPHONE from your Mac? Did you hear Cervelo just released an IPHONE mount for the P4 Carbon with integrated cabling and IPHONE bluetooth set-up. Special ST package with branding and the first 50,000 ST posts are freee…lol…

Peace out!

It’s funny that you posted to say this because as I skimmed the subject lines of the forum I saw this one about “power of middle finger” and my first thought was that Record must have posted a ride story…:slight_smile:

Suddenly I don’t like the direction my life is heading!

x 2!

“Of course, I’m secure enough to be able to deal with a situation like that without resorting to high-school behavior.”

Now that’s a classic quote.

Don’t worry about R10C. If that had really happened he would have reported it directly to the board, rather than trying to top someone else’s story. I do enjoy reading his posts though.

Kind of sad that he thinks spitting on someone is “topping” what someone else said, isn’t it?

You are new here, yes?

No, not new at all. New “name” only. I know (most) all of the ST players and stories. I go through times where I read ST a lot and then I get sick of it and stop for a while. Of course, I don’t announce to everyone that I’m sick of all the “negativity” and that I’m leaving ST forever, only to come back within a few weeks and make “negative” comments myself. (Insert friendly winking gesture here.) I understand that there is a lot of immaturity and false bravado here and I guess that’s just how it is on an internet forum. (I’m certainly as capable as the next guy of joking around and acting immature though.)

It’s funny that you posted to say this because as I skimmed the subject lines of the forum I saw this one about “power of middle finger” and my first thought was that Record must have posted a ride story…:slight_smile:
Suddenly I don’t like the direction my life is heading!
Be afraid, be very afraid…

You are new here, yes?

I understand that there is a lot of immaturity and false bravado here
you forgot compulsive lying and mental illness.

You are new here, yes?

I understand that there is a lot of immaturity and false bravado here
you forgot compulsive lying and mental illness.
Ah yes, compulsive lying and mental illness. Agreed. Obviously, my list wasn’t all inclusive. Please also add narcissism and self-delusion. (Those are forms of mental illness but it doesn’t hurt to be specific. Insert smiley face.)

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I got into the spirit of the day by swearing at no one in particular. On my way back to the office after lunch (on my bike) I was waiting to cross a busy street. Busy by our hick standards anyway. Cars just kept coming and coming leaving me stuck there for several minutes. It all seemed a little too urban for my sensibilities so I asked rhetoricly, “Where the fuck are all these people coming from?” I got a dirty look from a guy in a pickup stopped beside me with his window down. I don’t think he knew either.

practical question. When you get in a fistfight during a bike ride, do you remove your bike shoes first? Because I find it hard to put anything behind my punches when I’m slipping around on my cleats.

Then again, once I get the guy down, a good stomp to the head with my carbon-fiber soles usually knocks 'em out.

BIG SMILE.

I’m pretty sure the strategy is to take the shoes off and use them as weapons during the fight.

I’ve actually found that the act of reaching into my pocket to grab my cell phone often scares folks off.