The Peaceful Tribe

Triathlon Forum
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Couple more ideas for next year’s Peaceful Tribe apparel (which looks way cool, by the way):

The Peaceful Tribe: your position sucks and your carpet is ugly. And what the hell is with that lamp?
The Peaceful Tribe: We get boners over pictures of nice bikes.
The Peaceful Tribe: Integrated headsets blow. No they don’t. Yes they do. No they don’t.
The Peaceful Tribe: Please show us a picture of your hot wife.
The Peaceful Tribe: We buy cool bikes for hiliarous nut bags.
The Peaceful Tribe: We pee on the bike, and that’s all there is to it.
The Peaceful Tribe: Clinchers or tubies? Ah, shut the hell up.
The Peaceful Tribe: I got your Powercrank right here.
The Peaceful Tribe: We love Bjorn, even when he explodes
The Peaceful Tribe: Swimming? Huh?
The Peaceful Tribe: I’m bringin’ a Monk, a Smartass, and a Bunnyman, and we’re coming to your town to kick some ass.

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How about…

The Peaceful Tribe: Stay away from Tufo. It will cost you 0.0000005 seconds over an Ironman bike leg.
The Peaceful Tribe: Team In Training Sucks
The Peaceful Tribe: There are bikes other than Cervelo?
The Peaceful Tribe: If you can’t hold 30 MPH on a 40k TT, you shouldn’t be riding that P3C
The Peaceful Tribe: No picture? It doesn’t exist

Sorry if I offended anyone… They’re just jokes, folks… They won’t hurt you.

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raise your seatpost
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The Peaceful Tribe: Home of the Hottie Thread

You gotta lead with your strongest asset.

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The Peaceful Tribe: poser, poezur, poyser, posyr, poiser…

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My vote is for the last one:

“I’m bringin’ a Monk, a Smartass, and a Bunnyman, and we’re coming to your town to kick some ass.”
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The Peacful Tribe…As long as your ride a Campy Bike with Soul.

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The Peaceful Tribe: A happy place where elites and poseurs can come together to make new friends, educate themselves, and bash the s@#%$$ out of each other over trivial issues. And if you don’t like it, go the hell back to TNO or Gordo’s!

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The Peaceful Tribe: Pee in the pool, on the bike, and in the backyard at midnight with your dogs.

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The Peaceful Tribe: Pee in the pool, on the bike, and in the backyard at midnight with your dogs.
LOL - damn funny!

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The Peaceful Tribe, now with 50% more meat.

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The Peaceful Tribe: Your seat is too high!

The Peaceful Tribe: Hard to be a peaceful tribe with so many portuguese around.

The Peaceful Tribe: Just don’t send out money.

The Peaceful Tribe: In Slowman we trust.

The Peaceful Tribe: In Slowman we trust, everybody else pays cash.

The Peaceful Tribe: No, some people here are actually outside Cincinnati.

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The Peaceful Tribe: It’s not about the bike…yes it is.

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The Peaceful Tribe: You have too many spacers, DAMMIT!!!

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I love the “I’ve got your powercrank right here”

LOL, FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!

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The Peaceful Tribe: We’re not here to impress
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The Peaceful Tribe - Gerard’s bitch (if not, then probably Herbert’s)

The Peaceful Tribe - steeper is better. unless it’s not.

The Peaceful Tribe - how can I spend $1000 on aero gear to save 10 seconds?

The Peaceful Tribe - where grown adult males shave and wear man-bras and banana hammocks

The Peaceful Tribe - featuring Tom Demerly as Auto Reply

The Peaceful Tribe - where the Dirty Secrets thread is hotter than the Hottie Thread. (isn’t that one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse?)

The Peaceful Tribe - critique this

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Reply to: “The Peaceful Tribe: No, some people here are actually outside Cincinnati.”

Make that: The Peaceful Tribe: No, some people here are actually outside Cincinnati, but the cool ones aren’t
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The Peaceful Tribe: We want to critique your position
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