now that i’m in the best shape of my life…fit…lean…and mean…however, newly single…training almost 20 hours a week for an ironman…
…the irony now is i’m way too tired to chase tail…it’s so sad it’s kinda funny. anyone else?
shit happens. training for an ironman is kinda bad like that.
yeah but when i was chubbier and outta shape, i had lower self-esteem but more tail!! what am i doing wrong?
Sad for you in particular?
Not at all… I’d say considering your past posts it’s very clear why you’re newly single.
that’s it, kick a man when he’s down, will ya?
“what am i doing wrong”
coudl it be, you’re spending all of your time humping a small icky-sweaty saddle?
people do what their priorities are, maybe tail isn’t that important anymore…?
anyway, you know you can changes if you want to. 
Peak Ironman training (or just IM training period) is not good for the love life… even with a significant other. No energy OR time. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.
now that i’m in the best shape of my life…fit…lean…and mean…however, newly single…training almost 20 hours a week for an ironman…
…the irony now is i’m way too tired to chase tail…it’s so sad it’s kinda funny. anyone else?
You’d probably get better results posting this in the Womens Forum, after all, this is sort of a crossover type of subject. Yah, I say give it a go over there
aw thanks kittycat. ya know, you’re right!
as tired as i am, i think i’ll get out tonight and get me some.
but i gotta get up early tomorrow for a 70 mile bike tomorrow. hahaha…
just go to a brothel. less effort that way 
nope. never pay for tail.
Try cruising the transition area after you hang your bike before the next race, ask a nice fit lady if she’d like to join you for a post race dinner. Or you could have a good laugh and check out that fitnesssingles.com banner that pops up above the forum.
Buy a Porsche 911 Turbo S - draws more ass than a toilet seat.
yeah but when i was chubbier and outta shape, i had lower self-esteem but more tail!! what am i doing wrong?
Chicks dig fatties because they are mostly rich. Go to Fridays and eat fried food. that will bring the action back.
you always pay for it. maybe not up front but at some point.
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nope. never pay for tail.
Just a thought, maybe referring to it as “tail” and saying “I’m gonna go out and get me some” isn’t the greatest mind set. Women can sense that kind of thing, and if that’s how you normally talk and think, it shows through in your speech that you don’t really have much respect for women, no matter how you try to hide it.
John
It actually works. Some chick on there (very hot - won several triathlons in the 20-25 ag) paid her own way from Chicago just to spend a weekend with me.
You youngsters - get with the program or get your testosterone checked! There is no finer time to get amorous than after a 100 mile ride and a shower – after all, considering that most of your blood is already in the bottom half of your body all you have to do is move the valve…… And, if during the course of the festivities you have a major cramp at the right time and make a few interesting moves you just get extra credit from your partner.
Of course I will concede this works a lot better if your significant other is in the general vicinity as opposed to having to go out and find a suitable lover.
I’m 55 looking at 56 real soon. There is more than one way to do a brick. Now get out there and get to work.
think of it as working your core.
Maybe stop referring to it as “tail”.