The greatest bike EVER!

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http://bikeportland.org/2009/09/15/introducing-the-hopworksfiets-beer-pizza-music-and-true-portland-spirit-all-on-one-bike/
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I think the greatest bike ever would have more guns and scantily-clad women on it.

Also, it would smell like freshly-baked cornbread.

i don’t see ANY carbon fiber
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What’s the stack and reach on that thing?

The tap’s too high.

wow, i think I’m in love…

We could all go training on this though - we regularly see it round Frankfurt:

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Awesome
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It might be good to add some training wheels on the back, for later in the ride…

I could never pedal and drink beer at the same time. The two go together, but in succession, not in unison.

Maybe I shouldn’t knock it until I’ve tried it.

A little more practical:

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A little more practical:

Harder to reach. Why stop?

I agree, Tap’s too high.

+1 on the tap.

It’s not in the 11, either. And the cranks aren’t at 3/9.

Worst of all, it’s not RED!

A little more practical:

No chiller either, you’d have to drink quick. And did you see the cool tap handles on the Portland one? But definitely easier to make…

A little more practical:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/kkocan/04nov14-priorities.jpg?t=1253208512

Put a reeeeeaallly long nozzle on the tap, and that’s a NeverReach system that I can get into.

I went on a mtn bike ride with some guys from work and one guy brought a backpack with him. Apparently he wasn’t able to ride more than an hour without getting thirsty. I get that. But the 18 pack he had in their (apparently it wouldn’t quite hold a full 24 case) didn’t last the entire 3.5hr ride we went on. He, honestly, had to stop just before our destination to buy another case. And he was still quite capable of riding…well…mostly

Put some Keegan’s in one of those and I’ll drag it around AmZof for this year’s “Stupid Human Tricks”.