Hello,
Go to our club website and read the story on Alicia"s first IM. It is F’in hilarious. I think there will be wedding proposal from this crowd!! http://www.triclubsandiego.org/
Long, but worth it. It has, saddle sores on my cooch, breast implants that end up as a chest protector, hittin’ the strip clubs with the boys…
classic.
Brian
Classic. Absolutely Classic!!!
dude I can’t believe she went that long without showering!!!
that was great…is she hot? haha.
Very good report. I like her writing style, even though I took Ironman at most times a lot more seriously than she seemed to, she manages to capture the general experience in words very well.
She certainly sounds very down to earth !!
I love her final comment about why someone would want to do one or more Ironmans or any other huge challenge in life :
“What the F@#K is wrong with us???”
i love that women!
Kurt
funny shit - any report that starts out “I had a boob job” is ok in my book - she should quite her job and write for a living
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Excellent read, she has a great perspective. Better then me as I am about bonkers midway through the Moo taper.
I thought this quote was spot on:
"So, since the world of triathlon is inundated with unsolicited advice anyway, "
Peace,
RF
an ironchick, strip clubs, boob jobs, non “pussy” beer drinker…i’m in LOVE!!!
Wow good RR but long man 
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This thread is worthless without the boob job pics.
Those lucky lads at the all-boys boarding school at which she works!
It’s a great piece of writing — but I don’t think it will make it into the school newspaper…
Good morning,
She really is that cool. Not one word of that report is a stretch or took her more than a split second to get it on paper. Along with all of that she is a huge volunteer for many worthwhile things. She’s single!!! I’ll ask if I can post her email address. She will find out that I did this thread when she wakes up. As of now she has no idea.
Brian
She’s awesome. I wish I had someone like her to train with here.
I’ve found some shots of her but wouldn’t want to post them without her approval…so she can drop me an email anytime and we can set something up! And even if they aren’t real…they’re spectacular!
Good morning,
She really is that cool. Not one word of that report is a stretch or took her more than a split second to get it on paper. Along with all of that she is a huge volunteer for many worthwhile things. She’s single!!! I’ll ask if I can post her email address. She will find out that I did this thread when she wakes up. As of now she has no idea.
Brian
Be smarter man… have you not read some of these threads here on Slowtwitch?!
Wow - she has a way with words! These were my favourite sections:
“I did have to go number two two more times…so I pooed 3 times during the race…WTF? It was quick and all, but I never poo that much normally, so I was a little annoyed. I must have been carrying around an extra ten pounds of shit in my intestines the whole race.”
“As I was riding away, I vaguely remembered that one of the rules is to not drink alcohol, and this guy had filmed me (with my race number affixed to my helmet) pounding a beer…shit. But, it was a Coors Light or some pussy beer like that, so I’m not worried about being disqualified since the alcohol content is so low…”
“As I was riding away, I vaguely remembered that one of the rules is to not drink alcohol, and this guy had filmed me (with my race number affixed to my helmet) pounding a beer…shit. But, it was a Coors Light or some pussy beer like that, so I’m not worried about being disqualified since the alcohol content is so low…”
She must have forgotten that it was a Canadian light beer. So it still have more alcohol than the US. I am surprised she wasn’t on her arse 
That was phaukin funny. Sounds like a cool gal. Perfect slowtwitcher. But you’d better warn her about us before she signs on.
I’m sure to admit that it’s the best race report ever!!!