The Fastest Time Trialist Ever

What would the fastest physique for a Time Trialist look like? I have posted the result of my investigations here on my blog.
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like fabian cancellara
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like fabian cancellara
Basically what he’s saying is to be faster you need to strap a dildo to your face.

Indurain.

like fabian cancellara
Basically what he’s saying is to be faster you need to strap a dildo to your face.

fabian does have a kinda big nose
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Recently on cyclingnews they were talking about how, under the new UCI aero guidelines, Fabian’s gargantuan dildo-nose might constitute an illegal faring.

F’n Great, now Ive got NOSE envy too…

like fabian cancellara
Basically what he’s saying is to be faster you need to strap a dildo to your face.
is that a legal way to break the 3:1 aspect ratio? :wink: