http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeleton?utm_source=a-section
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evolution is a lie, moran!!
Fine! The intelligently designed early ancestor.
evolution is a lie, moran!!
You’re not the only one who can’t spell moron 
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God I love that picture. The mullet, the american flag do-rag, the spelling…
you know id probably enjoy hanging out with that guy
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(Note to self: Jackmott wants to hang out with stupid guy in photo. Jackmott lives in Austin. Point in the CON column for moving to Austin)
Jen HS
The truly enlightened can enjoy the company of the stupid but enthusiastic redneck as well as geniuses.
They have a hard time with crazy liberals who are depressed and snobby though
(Note to self: Jackmott wants to hang out with stupid guy in photo. Jackmott lives in Austin. Point in the CON column for moving to Austin)
They have a hard time with crazy liberals who are depressed and snobby though
We are a lot more fun than the redneck though! Let’s go pop a Xanex and then zip through Starbucks in our Smart cars.
…and the Cardinals shirt.
(Cubs fan here.)
I dunno, rednecks are skilled in the celebration of alcohol and boobs
what do you have to offer? lol
They have a hard time with crazy liberals who are depressed and snobby though
We are a lot more fun than the redneck though! Let’s go pop a Xanex and then zip through Starbucks in our Smart cars.
God I love that picture. The mullet, the american flag do-rag, the spelling…
I think the picture could be the answer for all the “why” questions we could possible ever post.
Tell me that picture is fake. It is too perfect to be real.
Tell me that picture is fake. It is too perfect to be real.
The picture spread quickly after it was taken at an Obama rally. He’s up there with Joe the Plumber.
There was an artcle in his lawn sign which is almost as funny
There’s now a band named after the picture
http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.themoransband.com/morans.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.themoransband.com/&usg=__Zi5zgbzs-aUK1kU3o320WGvfPGc=&h=454&w=630&sz=55&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=EHSVHORMwRqhPM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmorans%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG
The Moran (Moranus redneckus) is a modern-day descendent of Homo neanderthalensis. It thrives on a diet of cheap bear and mini-mart food. Morans tend to congregate at monster truck rallies and gun shows, and can be easily identified by their patriotic colors, lack of personal hygeine, and uncoordinated dancing. If you encounter a Moran in the wild, it may offer to drink with you, fight with you, or both, so use caution
That picture has been around way way longer than Obama has been famous.
Tell me that picture is fake. It is too perfect to be real.
The picture spread quickly after it was taken at an Obama rally. He’s up there with Joe the Plumber.
There was an artcle in his lawn sign which is almost as funny
There’s now a band named after the picture
http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.themoransband.com/morans.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.themoransband.com/&usg=__Zi5zgbzs-aUK1kU3o320WGvfPGc=&h=454&w=630&sz=55&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=EHSVHORMwRqhPM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmorans%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG
The Moran (Moranus redneckus) is a modern-day descendent of Homo neanderthalensis. It thrives on a diet of cheap bear and mini-mart food. Morans tend to congregate at monster truck rallies and gun shows, and can be easily identified by their patriotic colors, lack of personal hygeine, and uncoordinated dancing. If you encounter a Moran in the wild, it may offer to drink with you, fight with you, or both, so use caution
Weed.
Weed.
sold, lets party
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