As God as my witness, I came across this while I was searching for a grease gun to maintain my Speedplays.
First off, I believe that’s how you found the reference. I often misspell words when typing: fro instead of for, on instead of one, and penis instead of speedplay. jk 
I’ve seen several cases of industrial accidents causing injection of hydraulic fluid (it’s not pretty), but this is a first. The boundless imagination of humans amazes me.
dude waited SEVEN YEARS!!!
“Six months postoperatively, the patient had regained erectile function sufficient to permit sexual intercourse.”
Honestly, is it a good idea for this guy to reproduce?
that’s huge…
First off, I believe that’s how you found the reference. I often misspell words when typing: fro instead of for, on instead of one, and penis instead of speedplay. jk
I’ve seen several cases of industrial accidents causing injection of hydraulic fluid (it’s not pretty), but this is a first. The boundless imagination of humans amazes me.
I will correct you here and now.
“Penis” is actually the most common typo of “Porsche” LOL
“Cock” is the typo for BMW (according to Clarkson of Top Gear fame!)
Sorry folks, I just couldn’t resist.
BTW, I used to pooh pooh Porsches as shopping carts. That’s what they seem to be used for most of the time in my area. Then I got to drive a couple and was well impressed. I drove a '59 (I think) Speedster that was just fantastic to drive. That such an old car with just 1500cc could go so fast, was just amazing. Then I got to drive a Boxster S when they first came out. Again, I was very impressed. They actually ARE very very good cars that have had their reputation ruined by gold chain wearing wankers. I think most people are just jealous of Porsche owners…I know I am. Hell, I’d even trade my Cervelo for a Porsche!