Only 1/3 of Americans can name the three branches of government.
More people know Randy Jackson is an American Idol judge than the Roberts is Chief Judge.
The problem is that only 1/3 of the people running for president know the branches as well.
And, yo dog, more people know Randy than John because Randy does a better job.
The welfare branch, the free healthcare branch and the food stamp branch?
What? Don’t bother us now, we’ve got to get the new iPhone 6.