There is some song out with the chorus saying, “I’m in it to win it.” The song is so bad that it got stuck in my head so I started making up rhymes with the chorus. Here is some of what I got.
I put my foot in it.
My grandad loves Bob Bennett.
Pat Robertson is a bigot and mental midget.
I had like 2 dozen more but I forget. So throw down your rhymes.
Uhhh…I dunno.
Gimme a minute. 
Anybody want a pinnut?
I don’t think Tibbs is an idjit. 
Lime gin is the schiznit
Time to run, isn’t it
.
First the coffee, now the gin - seems you’re picking up new vices in a hurry.
No matter how you wanna spin it,
Anyone who plays your rhyme game must be a nitwit.
But that’s their right, I’m not agin’ it.
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(to be read self-deprecatingly)