what must one do to join Team Second Hand Racing?
SM
I would think that the answer SHOULD be that you have to have a serious neurological diagnosis that you can prove to be a “Charter Lifetime” member.
Count me in. As for dysfunction, I’m sure I qualify. My fiancé tells me all the time that I’m retarded. I’ve been characterized as anti-social, insensitive and lacking in color coordination. Also, I pee my pants. Usually on long rides.
I’m in.
SM
I was trying to learn that pee in your pants trick earlier this year in preparation for my first IM (Canada), but my practice got cut short. My wife took issue with the fact that the family room has carpet on the floor where I was riding my trainer. 
I’d need to either get a bigger dog, or dogs.