In the slowtwitch tradition I believe the following is correct.
Power Cranks are the best thing to happen to cycling since the wheel was invented.
Ride in your aero bars in any setting you want, including a high speed echelon in crazy cross winds.
Lance was justified in cheating as everyone was doing it.
The race for 7th was a brilliant idea.
You missed a couple:
It’s not drafting if they don’t catch you.
Squats and deadlifts will improve your bike.
Bricks are mandatory if you want to run well off the bike.
John
Your first post out of the Lavender Room since 2012 was for this?! 
I agree with one of those strongly, and one of those I half agree with =)
In the slowtwitch tradition I believe the following is correct.
Power Cranks are the best thing to happen to cycling since the wheel was invented.
Ride in your aero bars in any setting you want, including a high speed echelon in crazy cross winds.
Lance was justified in cheating as everyone was doing it.
The race for 7th was a brilliant idea.
Yes it was. I might add it was a perfect post to get back into the swing of this forum.
Do you disagree?
I know how much of a fan of Lance you are, just like creationism. you must half agree with the power cranks point.
If you do not agree with the other points it is because you are wrong.
You are correct.
I tend to do my squats and deadlifts straight off the bike.
Yes I am. I also find it very creepy that you are stalking me.
I know how much of a fan of Lance you are, just like creationism. you must half agree with the power cranks point.
If you do not agree with the other points it is because you are wrong.
It was actually the Lance one I half agreed with!
I tend to do my squats and deadlifts straight off the bike.
I generally squat right off the bike too, but I tend to stay in that position for 1-5 minutes.
John
“Stalking” is such a judgmental word.
In the slowtwitch tradition I believe the following is correct.
Power Cranks are the best thing to happen to cycling since the wheel was invented.
Ride in your aero bars in any setting you want, including a high speed echelon in crazy cross winds.
Lance was justified in cheating as everyone was doing it.
The race for 7th was a brilliant idea.
Because no wrong can come of that. You can only get insanely faster by riding in the aero position in a pace line
Crossfit.
Crossfit is stupid, like any exercise trend incorrectly used… I have treated so many Lsp injuries post crossfit workout I could write a book about it.
And it is the correct word in this case, get off my lawn.
I know how much of a fan of Lance you are, just like creationism. you must half agree with the power cranks point.
If you do not agree with the other points it is because you are wrong.
It was actually the Lance one I half agreed with!
I did not see that coming!
You’re so correct, I would fire you midseason just because of your correcty correctness.
I did, the whole one ball thing is why he said “half”. What did he strongly agree with? The race for 7th?
Can’t fire me, I would quite, and take my trucker hat with me.