The producers of a fluid commonly called “water” are invoking a new add campaign where they take the credit for every IM race win to date. In each race the winner was consuming water, or a water based fluid for much of the race givine that competitor the edge.
I hear they are in a legal dispute with Team Oxygen over who can take credit for “Life on Earth”
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That is a simple case, as water contains Oxygen - Oxygen is clearly the winner. In ABG’s case however - it is clear that there would be NO IronMan winners if not for their products…
Team Sun wants a piece of the action to though.
-The coolness manifesto, it’s coming
Hey now- let’s not forget about Team Carbon. Without it, all these carbon-based life forms wouldn’t be able to drink this “water” or breath this “oxygen”, let alone ride their CARBON fiber bikes.
This will no doubt get all the religious marketing people stirred up and the new “Team God” campaign will take credit for creating everything
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I understand that God was overheard bragging about how he was “responsible” for every winner in every race in the history of mankind.
God, isnt God arrogant!
Don’t worry, Record, He probably says the same thing about you.
This just in:
Compagnonononolo has released a statement. “We are sorry for making such crappy products over the past whatever years; we’ll try and be more like Shimano in the future and step up a notch (or 50). Our apologies go out to all of the poor cyclists who have suffered at the hands of our shabby craftsmanship, and we are giving out free coupons for Shimano 10 speed as a small token of our appreciation to the riders who believed our aggresive marketing done by Record10ti and bought our lousy stuff. Thank you.”
I would rather sell my soul to the devil than downgrade to Shimano…I will buy more Rollerblades first…