Team Secondhand Racing is more than just getting free and painfuly discounted gear for Mr. Tibbs, it’s about fun. I have founded the team as a way to help those of us who just really could give a flip less. Secondhanders see triathlon as way to forget about work for a weekend day and look at chicks and dudes in tight clothing. While we love USAT but we simply just don’t care. We worship Slowman as a living god. We offer ironclm $100 for a poster of her in “racing attire”. We spell things wrong because the spell check is waaay over there. We wallpaper our walls with Triple Threats posts. One post can cover an entire living room on one printing. Bunnyman is our king.
“How do I join your team?” You may ask. Great your in! Young, old, rich poor, fast slow, good looking or Mr. Tibbs revolting your in. Silk screen yourself up some gear or magic marker Team Secondhand Racing on your fab bod and show the world that you care but not enough to freak out about it.
Team Secondhand Racing. We’re about more than fun, we’re about free stuff for Tibbs.
mr. tibbs… i have to say… you used to piss me off, but recently you have grown on me. you take out the seriousness, and bring in some fun, because we sure as hell aren’t getting paid to race… keep it up
bob
PLus, when they start to peel off the wall they can double as useful in the bathroom. My post are already “half full”, so you just have to do the other half of the work.
I will contribute some money to getting ironclm’s picture in “racing attire”. I will even up the ante: a case of Heineken, with the previously offered $100 to see her in even less…
Triple Threat rules.
We all know that we are in the land of Empfield, so we shall worship him. But I am King.
Fair Tibbs, you speak much truth about why we do tris (and in my case- dus). I wish more people would realise that our mission is to see really hot people in tight and revealing clothes. Taking home a nice plastic trophy on occasion is a bonus. But if we never do that, then it is still fun to race.