Team Secondhand Racing Audit/Revenue Probe

Triathlon Forum
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Mr. Tibbs,

Under section 1.1 of the unofficial SlowTwitch protocal when you open a can of worms you are expected to poke at them from time to time.

Under section 1.2  as current running jackass of the week certain furry rodents are calling you out.

 Your immediate and truthful response is requested to clear up a matter of not-so-much-tax-based-as-much-as-it-is-I'm-curious-what-is-going-on-nes.  What is the current state of your private business/sponsorship with Team Second Hand Racing?

If you could provide the IRS (Irritating Rodent Snoopers) with a semi-complete list of the acquistions you have made over the last year under the name of Team Second Hand Racing it would be incredibly helpful.

If you would also include a list of current products/items you are attempting to add to your collection it would prevent early termination.

Thank you for your time. If you have any questions or comments our office can be reached between 1:00 p.m. and 12:50 p.m.

Signed,
someone using Ze Gopha’s acount (but it’s definetly not Ze Gopha. No way at all. Couldn’t. Not a chance in hell. Boy am I good looking.)

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I took pity and contributed. Also, I keep offering a set of tubbie wheels, but no one has ever responded, including the zen master himself. However, if you mention the name Hid, Tibbs usually feigns ignorance.

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Did I imply any connection? How do you know this Hid is a Mr? My only agenda right now is to annoy you!

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You do, constantly. why do you think I hang out here?

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thanks, where is Hid?

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I also would love to discuss regional Team Seconhand Racing distribution centers. I invite you to expound on this concept for the benefit of the forum. Thank you.

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bumped for Mr. Tibbs’ immediate attention.

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I would like more info on this as well…I’d be interested in helping further the dream locally.

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Tibbsy… you’re like Haley Joel Osment in that Pay It Forward movie. Is your mom as hot as Helen Hunt?

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I actually used to have a thing for her, until she started turning orange and lost half her hair. Does that make me shallow?