Tailgate for one?

Couldn’t find any takers to sit on the 50 yard line for the Terps/Villanova opener tomorrow (shocker! on Labor Day weekend).

So what is the proper way to tailgate for one?

My plan is to hit up my favorite local foodery (BEST cheesesteak in MD, if not the WORLD), then hit the parking lot with my “Tot Spot” which is a tiny lawn chair. I hope to have a portable tv for games on NBC/ABC/CBS.

Other suggestions? Seriously people, let’s make this the best single person tailgate EVER!!! (If I fail, YOU fail)