Swimfan: Coming to a race near you

Here is the rest of my 2006 schedule:

Steelhead

Kona

IM Florida (pre kona registered so I might pull off from this one depending on how the race in kona goes)
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you remind me of that episode on Seinfeld where Jerry is wearing the fur coat:

Kramer: Yeah, sure, he’s a celebrity. Oh, yeah, they wear a lot of furs. They’re desperate, insecure people.

Silvio: Yes, you are right. It’s all about, me, me, me. Please, look at me! I am so pretty! Love me! Want me!

Kramer: Yeah, something like that.

You are so cute! I just wanna eat you up :slight_smile:

Well, it’ll cost ya!! :wink:

I thought you’re fastest IM was 12’ish. How did you get to Kona?

~Matt

See there it goes again MJ…“I want to eat you up”. That is not allowed.

It is not exactly 12, but let’s say close. Well, I think I gave a thing or two about my age and sex? huh? :wink:

From another post…

“Well, I think I gave a thing or two about my age and sex?”

I missed it, maybe he’s a she still no matter. It would explain the 12hr kona qualifing time though.

~Matt

“Well, I think I gave a thing or two about my age and sex?”

I missed it, I don’t read all your posts.

~Matt

Who said about qualifying for Kona? Who said about “racing” Kona??? Did I ever tell my time for the fastest? Close to 12 was for IMMOO. See the problem with the new generation is they are not paying attention!

Or is it a problem with your writing and people skills?

~Matt

Not a she according to this. Unless it’s a girl named Jeff. Could make a song out of that. :wink:

 ***swimfan***   **Status:**  Registered User   **Registered:**  May 6, 2006, 9:05 PM   **Last Logon:**  Jul 11, 2006, 11:46 AM   **Posts:**  87 (1.3 per day)   **Real Name:**  Jeff   **Location:**  Midwest   **Local Time:**  Jul 11, 2006, 12:10 PM

Tranny?

? Who said about “racing” Kona??? !

From your initial post:
IM Florida (pre kona registered so I might pull off from this one depending on how the race in kona goes)

Tranny?

HAHAHAHA. Good one!
How’s the recovery going?
How is Malana (sp)?

clm

I could be right on with this one.

Recovery is awesome, I didn’t work hard enought to hurt that bad. I am back to full training hoping for a couple good 1/2’s later in the season.

Malane had surgery yesterday and is doing well. Doc is the cutter for the Texas Rangers and thinks she will be back in 4-6.

Well, we know you didn’t qualify at IMOO last year (a simple cross reference of Jeffs will tell you that). Unless, of course, your ST profile is fake. But who would be so silly?

You qualified for Kona with 12 hours? Geez, you must be close to 90?

No wonder he’s so crochety; he’s constipated.

Oh but didn’t you read? He/She/It didn’t specifically say he/she/it qualified at IMWI, qualified at all, name was Jeff or that He/She/It’s fastest was at IMWI. In fact she/He/It didn’t specifically say anything so we can’t assume anything so nothing he/she/it says means anything…but that’s just because I don’t pay attentions…oh and am a product of the American education system.

~Matt

I keep telling you guys…SwimFan is just another one of Paulo’s ST identities. That’s the only way we can explain all the witty comebacks.

There should be someone like SwimFan posting every time it’s taper time…it gives all those on the taper something to do.