Which one would you rather have? I was swimming today and a hot chick was beside me swimming…until I came out and she came out, yuk. Older and was not that attractive. But under the water, she was a 9. Wonder why that is?.
“Older”,have you never heard of a “cougar” young man?
Which one would you rather have? I was swimming today and a hot chick was beside me swimming…until I came out and she came out, yuk. Older and was not that attractive. But under the water, she was 9. Wonder why that is?.
You sick pedophile.
I can’t see a damn thing out of the scratched up POS goggles I pool swim in so I am familiar with this phenomenon.
The other thing I’ve noticed is that with a cap/goggles, or for that matter a bike helmet/shades/kit my ability to guess a woman’s age drops steeply in inverse proportion to her fitness level. Did I just get dream crushed on that climb by a 50 yr old woman or a 30 yr old pro? Beats me but I enjoyed the view while it lasted!
Which one would you rather have? I was swimming today and a hot chick was beside me swimming…until I came out and she came out, yuk. Older and was not that attractive. But under the water, she was 9. Wonder why that is?.
You sick pedophile.
a 9 out of 10, you’re the pedophile thinking that…
“Older”,have you never heard of a “cougar” young man?
I don’t mind a hot cougar, not an old ugly one! 
Did she have a nice personality?
She could have friends that you may fancy?
"Which one would you rather have? I was swimming today and a hot chick was beside me swimming…until I came out and she came out, yuk. Older and was not that attractive. But under the water, she was 9. Wonder why that is?.
You sick pedophile.
a 9 out of 10, you’re the pedophile thinking that…"
It was actually a very subtle case of editing…you wrote in your original post “she was a 9”…so I agree with your assessment here of your “critic”…
hahahah
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Be aware that the M-dot tattoo you thought you saw on her calf was actually just an “M” tattoo.
“M” is for Matlock.
If it wasn’t for the chlorine odor, the smell of moth balls would have been a dead giveaway.
Water and goggles lends that soft focus; plus fat floats in water, but sags in air.
Which one would you rather have? I was swimming today and a hot chick was beside me swimming…until I came out and she came out, yuk. Older and was not that attractive. But under the water, she was a 9. Wonder why that is?.
Swim goggles are every bit as powerful as beer goggles. I’ve swum with girls that were 9s before they got in the water. Those change your perception of reality – distort time and space.
try being too lazy to put in your contacts before pool swimming. All the women look like 10’s! Don’t put on your glasses until you are in the locker room to keep from ruining it.
fucking hysterical! thanks for posting.
I have absolutely experienced this - as recently as last week. Already swimming in an adjacent lane. High cut suit, toned, swim cap, swam like a fish… boy was I disappointed when she climbed out…
“Older”,have you never heard of a “cougar” young man?
Better a “cougar” than a “nittnay lion.”
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ha ha I think this is a common occurrence. it seems like every chick I see swimming while i am swimming is hot…until they get out. kind of like “office hot” chicks. in the office they seem to be somewhat attractive, but if you ever seen them outside the workplace, its like “damn, what was i thinking!”
mind you…they are probably thinking the same thing about me, too. fair is fair 
Ha, nice. That correlation is good too, office chick–though much dangerous than the pool chicks, unless you work at the pool.
That and spandex suits, keep things in place.
Swim goggles for sure. You see, swim goggles don’t distort reality, only allow you to see reality easier. Beer goggles, while more fun, distort true perception.
I’ve never worn my swim goggles and regretted what I just did.