Went to this one in Auckland (New Zealand…) on my friends stag-do. Showgirls…I’ve been there in the past a bit but hadn’t been to this one in around 6 years.
Anyway, the girls working there were absolutely gorgeous. They didn’t look to be strung out on drugs or anything (not too many vacant stares if any…). Looked pretty healthy in fact. A couple of 9/10s…which is pretty damned high on the hotness scale (Scarlett Johansen is a 9).
Does anyone find that going to a strip club and seeing absolutely gorgeous women get naked is pretty much torture?
…actually the torturous part is when they come around and try to chat with you. You start to think, “Is there an inverse relationship between naked dancing hotness and brains”…or at least that’s what I think after 7 beers. Yes…I admit, I’m a wierdo.
Its what you make it , In the 80s we would pull into Guam after 100 days at sea ( non-military ) . Head straight for our favorite strip club and have 4 -5 beers which could last 2-3 hours .
Long before the no-touchy rules hit that Island ,you could hook you toes under the foot rail and lean back with a buck in you shirt . The 18 - 24 yr old Babe dancing would walk over and sit on your legs / lap , face front or back for a minute of small talk without a stitch on . You could get a hug - ass grab , without getting too nasty . It went along way after 100 days out .
We never got too rowdy as the bouncers could pretty much mop up the parking lot with you ,with a cop helping .
I notice the next day , one guy smelled like a club dancer , dude did you get with one of the girls at the Viking . Naa, I asked her what body powder she used , I’m wearing it right now . I close my eyes and I feel like I’m there .
It can be torture at times. I may have found a solution though. We go in groups that include the wives/GF. Since your SO is there, you can relax and just have fun, have some beverages and still watch the girls. The ladies relax because they generally have their friends with them. On top of that, wives always get special attention from the girls too, assuming the wife is open to that. If so, it can really fire them up for later. So if your SO is there and having fun, the torture is generally only last until you get home. Sure, not all wives/GF will go. But if you have one that will, you will soon find out that its alot more fun with them there, than without.
I realize there are much nicer places, but don’t talk to me about strip clubs or I might vomit remembering the dump that I bartended in many years ago as an undergrad student. The place was controlled by bikers and was quite rough. I just stayed behind the bar and poured drinks and nobody bothered me. Some of the gals weren’t bad looking , even a few were nice to talk to, but they worked for the bikers so they were mostly either on junk or just plain messed up in the head.
It was job, not bad paying for a student when you threw in the tips, and I needed the money for school, but I defintely saw the raw side of life working there. Was definately an experience.
Women who work at strip clubs are human and therefore need lovin’ just like every other woman. I think it is mans own self imposition that prevents him from attempting to sweep one of them off their feet. Trust me, it can happen.
Am I the only one here that has never been in a strip club or seen a stripper?
Anyway, I’ll never forget something that happened to a friend of mine in college. He was at some club and the girl was right in front of him grinding away. All was well until he woke up the next morning and his eye was completely swollen shut. He went to the doc and they pulled out a fricking CRAB that jumped from her into his eye!
