a blatant ripoff of the swimming/riding threads. i’ll start with the most obvious:
“Yoga guy” - bearded, tattooed from head to toe, weighs maybe 125 soaking wet. knows every pose in take this stuff way way too seriously
“headphone voodoo chick” - Caribbean gal who’s absolutely shredded and also tatted from head to toe. does like 50 pushups in the middle of a sun salutation, whilst wearing her own headphones blasting caribbean steel drum music and singing to herself.
I probably was the strange member of the yoga class yesterday. I did yoga for the first time in years yesterday. I thought it would be a basic class but it was an advanced ashtanga class and I was the only person who wasn’t very advanced, much less a beginner. People in the class were GOOD and I sucked. I was the only one the teacher actually had to come over and tell me what some of the moves were. And damn, I am soar today.
“middle-aged ass-checker out dude” The guy in the class who stands at the back and stares at the butts of the young women in the class.
Jason
I forgot -
“Balding with pony tail guy” Super-flexible and usually wears round eye glasses. doesn’t sweat. Generally has a goatee and owns a company that begins with the prefixes "terra or “eco.”
LOL. Nice thread.
