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Make me.
If you don’t, I’ll piss on you.
Then, why do the shorts have absorbing pads?
If you don’t, I’ll piss on you.
Would have done it anyway.
Years from now, when triathlon has long passed, historians will talk about a competition where participants, with no possible chance of winning the event, still pissed all over themselves in an attempt to improve their performance.
Years from now, when triathlon has long past, historians will talk about a competition where participants, with no possible chance of winning the event, still pissed all over themselves in an attempt to improve their performance.
or will they talk about a competition where participants spend thousands of dollars on equipment that won’t improve their performance as much as pissing themselves instead of going to a bathroom will? 
I was lead to believe pissing on myself was free speed.
Can I still pee on Mrs. Duffy?
Can I still pee on Mrs. Duffy?
Only if she is standing (naked) in front of a fan.
I learned to pee on myself at my first IM this summer and it was definitely and advantage and something I shared with all my family and friends!!!
Years from now, when triathlon has long past, historians will talk about a competition where participants, with no possible chance of winning the event, still pissed all over themselves in an attempt to improve their performance.
or will they talk about a competition where participants spend thousands of dollars on equipment that won’t improve their performance as much as pissing themselves instead of going to a bathroom will?
Do you take 20 minute pisses? Dang!
It may save time to pee on the bike or run, but, the downside is the time you have to take to get rid of that urine smell in your cycling and running shoes (unless you know how to pee and miss your shoes).
It may save time to pee on the bike or run, but, the downside is the time you have to take to get rid of that urine smell in your cycling and running shoes (unless you know how to pee and miss your shoes).
That time ain’t race time and race time is real time
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I was lead to believe pissing on myself was free speed.
Only if you aim backwards.
Gives a whole new meaning to “On your left.”
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It may save time to pee on the bike or run, but, the downside is the time you have to take to get rid of that urine smell in your cycling and running shoes (unless you know how to pee and miss your shoes).
How do you get rid of the smell? I still haven’t worked that bit out!
I prefer to piss on the floor just in front of the toilet. Well, prefer to let a few drips fall down that way anyway.
It may save time to pee on the bike or run, but, the downside is the time you have to take to get rid of that urine smell in your cycling and running shoes (unless you know how to pee and miss your shoes).
How do you get rid of the smell? I still haven’t worked that bit out!
New shoes!
Years from now, when triathlon has long past, historians will talk about a competition where participants, with no possible chance of winning the event, still pissed all over themselves in an attempt to improve their performance.
or will they talk about a competition where participants spend thousands of dollars on equipment that won’t improve their performance as much as pissing themselves instead of going to a bathroom will?
Do you take 20 minute pisses? Dang!
gotta be hydrated.