has this ever been started or voted on? I couldnt find it through a search.
if not, this one has always been my favorite…
“By spreading my lack of talent across 3 sports evenly and racing a bunch of moms trying to lose weight I can crush many dreams.” - Jack Mott
Don’t remember who had it, but my fav is direct from family guy. “…lift with your lower back, in a jerking, twisting, motion”
^^^^^ “the key is to take your legs completely out of the equation” 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e4SBxgqBEY
Gotta love family guy
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I’m pretty sure homer said that on the Simpsons.
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I’m pretty sure homer said that on the Simpsons.
IIRC- Homer was a personal trainer for Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin. Kim was doing some sort of calisthenics and Homer was shouting out advice. It’s also one of the reasons I stopped watching Family Guy. I hated seeing/ hearing recycled Simpsons jokes.
From Tri Banter (just saw this in the past 12 hours…)
“eating is so bad ass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow”
Also, there was a little more meaningful one I saw a while back (I paraphrase):
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I love the sound of a disc wheel, but only in my right ear
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AYHSMB - Trash Talk
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From Tri Banter (just saw this in the past 12 hours…)
“eating is so bad ass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow”
To be fair, that wasn’t mine. It was, I believe, Travis’s. I was refuting the claim of that sig based on semantics.
One of my favs was someone quoting Rappstar. I’m paraphrasing it, but it was something to the effect of, “Before the race I’ll be your friend. We can hang out and go to dinner. Once the race starts, I basically hate you.”
Don’t remember who had it, but my fav is direct from family guy. “…lift with your lower back, in a jerking, twisting, motion”
That was mine, just changed it. Wasn’t actually sure people read those or not, but thanks for noticing.
Best ever:
“speedwork is the icing on the cake… but you don’t have a cake yet”.
Desert dude has some pearls,
But one of my favorites is some thing to the effect of
More is more,
But the more you do
The more important
What that “more” is becomes.
billabong
“all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi”
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I do not recall who has it, but the line about target race weight and family intervention is when you know your there is hilarious.
It’s gotta be the guy with the Robert Frost poem about taking the road less traveled because he took a wrong turn on the bike. Someone please send it along, I can’t quote it from memory.
I like the one where some guy was raising money for a charity…
Perhaps that guy should go grab some popcorn for the forthcoming blowup to his latest post…
Perhaps he should also be prepared for backlash on a shamless plug…
Perhaps he should learn to be more creative…
Perhaps his signature line should talk about how he is not funny and has no shame…
To answer the poster: I need not read anything other than jackmott’s quoted signature line. EPIC. CLOSER.
It’s gotta be the guy with the Robert Frost poem about taking the road less traveled because he took a wrong turn on the bike. Someone please send it along, I can’t quote it from memory.
Hey, I had removed that signature, but since you liked it, I just restored it.
“Hunger is ugly leaving the body.” - Ancient Chinese supermodel proverb.
I do not recall who has it, but the line about target race weight and family intervention is when you know your there is hilarious.
I like it too, my goal in life is to have that be “my problem.”
admittedly, my simple mind likes almost any quote from: Animal House, Stripes, Caddyshack, and Office Space. And when I can squeeze it in the line from Spinal Tap about “it has an eleven.”
Anything for a laugh (even if its my own). Works wonders for killing the boredom when mowing the lawn, etc. (which might explain why you might see me laughing while doing same).
Nobody ever gets mine 
or at least has commented on it. Boo whoo.