Speaking of Cocks

See what I found in the store some months back

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Your kitchen would look better if you replaced the white facings on your outlet with ones made of travertine to match your backsplash. Corian is also so 1990s.

Have you tested the functionality of that gfci?

For some reason this reminds me of Crank Yankers Niles Standish and he would say something like…

“I love a spicy cock with some salty balls”.

Yes, the Corian sucks…but Soap Stone (I think) maybe in soon…as for the face plates…it is super hard to match the marble…all of my kitchen walls are marble and it is hard to get a decent color match…yes, the GFCI works well…tested it many times…

Most decent tile guys should be able to make a face plate out of the marble to match. It looks cool as shit & definitely adds the custom touch.

Soapstone. Nice, going into my next kitchen as well, though I’m also a fan of what they are doing with concrete. Neighbor just put in Blue Bahia(??) granite in his kitchen. $220 sf installed. Double ouch. Looks pretty cool though, and as his kitchen is going in Fine Homebuilding’s annual Kitchen & Baths issue, it is arguable whether it was worth it.