I was riding Saturday and kept stopping to mess with my seat to get the right position. While tightening the seatpost clamp the bolt snapped. I was about 10 miles from home so I decided to just ride standing the rest of the way. Well that got old after about 2 miles so I pulled to the shoulder and called my wife on my cell phone to come get me. I guy (on a bike) rides up behind me and as he passes he says, “have a nice chat” and keeps riding.
The first thing I thought was, “I wonder which slowtwitcher that was?”
So who was it??? It had to be one of you cellphone haters!!!