Speaking of cell phones

I was riding Saturday and kept stopping to mess with my seat to get the right position. While tightening the seatpost clamp the bolt snapped. I was about 10 miles from home so I decided to just ride standing the rest of the way. Well that got old after about 2 miles so I pulled to the shoulder and called my wife on my cell phone to come get me. I guy (on a bike) rides up behind me and as he passes he says, “have a nice chat” and keeps riding.

The first thing I thought was, “I wonder which slowtwitcher that was?”

So who was it??? It had to be one of you cellphone haters!!!

Good one! Not me.

I was riding along a sidewalk & the cell phone rang. Not wanting to miss this particular call, I reached back into my jersey, retrieved the phone, flipped it open and put it to my ear. All the while coasting to a stop. Of course, before I could stop I got the “on your left” alert. Dammit.