Souza on the shitter...sweet revenge from secondskin

Yesterday, Kenny and I returned from our adventures up in the Anteleope Valley/San Gabriel Mtns, Xantusia. I immediatley went to my Thursday massage, (Dave Richardson…one of the best!)

Leaving the 2 hr massage, Dave recomended that I stop by the drug store and get a few boxes of Epsom Salts. He said they are good to put in the bath…making better recovery for destroyed legs. While bathing I took time to read the box and found that there are other uses for these salts.

The label read, “Use 2-4 tablespoons in 8 0z of water to eleiviate constipation.” Kenny and I are always looking for differnt ways to drop a few pounds, so I figured I would bait Kenny into being the guinnea pig.

He knocked on my door at 8am ready to saddle up on the hogs, again. I asked him if he was as bound up over the past few days, from eating “flat meat” at Dan/Monty’s. He said yes. I told him to wait downstairs while I made him the mother lode. He got 8 tablespoons in 6oz.

After 50 min on the hog, Kenny was on the side of the road, just as i was with the second skin. I now understand why he was laughing so hard when I had the feeling of a blow torch on my crotch, earlier last week.

Now that several hours have passed, KS has been on the pot 9 different times. I got a call 45 min ago, (while he was on the thrown) asking if I can run a roll on over. Being a good friend, I walked on over, and slid a piece of 30 grit sand paper under the bathroomm door. I left the roll of tp on the hood of his car.

His weight at 8am was 142.5…at 3pm, it is 137.0

It is safe to say that “Kenny is back!”

Off to La Jolla Cove

PT

I hope someone (you or he) will keep us informed on how he gets you back! You better watch yourself.

I’m pissing myself - this is good humor!

On a related note, I’d watch your bottles for the next few days…

Why don’t I have friends like this?

Oh yeah, I killed them all…

Funny stuff…

Isn’t he doing RAAM this weekend? That is MEAN! But of course I expect nothing less of you! :slight_smile:

Goddammit…this is freaking training you guys…don’t you know you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN? SUCK UP AND GRIND AWAY STARING AT YOUR POWERMETER WHILE YOU CURSE THE GODS THAT INVENTED MULTISPORT! AND STOP YOUR GODDAMN LAUGHING…THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU TWO!

I MEAN IT.

ONE MORE PEEP AND I’M SICKING TROY JACOBSON AND HIS HORDES OF TRAINER FANATICS ON YOU…

:wink:

Slowtwitch rules, where else would you find this kind of stuff.

Souza just came by to weigh in. Down 2 more pounds!

Gary, the owner of Clif, is coming into town tomorrow for RAAM. He will be staying at Kenny’s. Wonder if he will still be on the bowl?!?!

Swam in the red tide tonight at la jolla Cove. Almost got sea sick. Mike Plumb was out there leading his troops, looking riiiiped!

and whoever said Paul couldn’t swim has that wrong. Not that I am a great swimmer, but Paul was on my toes the whole way.