Solution for Global Warming, Gasoline prices, and slow triathletes

  1. Collect all the c02 in the atmosphere
  2. Use the carbon in the c02 to make tons of carbon fiber
  3. Build all new cars out of carbon fiber so they weigh half as much and get crazy mpg!
  4. Cheap carbon tri bikes for all the slow triathletes!
Thanks for thinking of me, but I think the trees will be pissed if we take ALL the CO2 out of the atmosphere...

you think theres that many slow triathletes?

didn’t you listen to sean hannity on Monday? 650 climatologists got together and said man-made global warming doesn’t exist.

yeah except they weren’t climatologists

didn’t you listen to sean hannity on Monday? 650 climatologists got together and said man-made global warming doesn’t exist.