Softride and Polar cadence sensor

Anyone ever mounted one on a Softride? Where and how?

Thanks.

Yeah, I have bub, but why should I tell you?

uh, you are one crazy person!

Butt out, you tree-swinging, knuckle-dragging, nose-pickin’, hairy-legged pervert!

Hey, I’m sensing some hostility here…what’s the problem my bruh-thuh?

I’ve got the honky and he’s DEAD if you don’t give me what I want by the end of the day. I mean it! I’ll blow the mofo away and then I’ll come get you! Give me what I want and nobody gets hurt. What’ll it be? The easy way or the hard way? You’ve got 11.5 heures. Ne baisez pas avec moi!