So I am getting a quick swim 250 meters took all of 4 minutes. Okay very quick I had to pick my kid up at preschool okay.
Well…I am swimming and there are two ladies in the next lane. They are very very heavy and are water walking! Well as I swim by one of these ladies I see a shit load of bubbles coming out of one of their asses!!! To f—ing funny. Glad it was a short swim. Think I will bring my own water testing kit next swim makesure its safe to enter. LOL
That is to f in funny. Must be fat people! Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Wait, what? You actually got in the pool so you could swim 250 meters? That was it? Why bother?
And you wouldn’t have noticed anything if you hadn’t been checking the women out in the first place. 
That thread needs to be revived pronto as well as http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=498284;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25
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"I have dated many women…who if you look at their panties…you know upon inspection (no not the sniff test) that yes…those panties were worn." -RECORD10CARBON
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“I forgot to mention to use 97 grams of Charmin…and I would bet the toilet seat is to high. I wish they had glass toilets so that it would be easier to check what comming out. Often I will sit on the toilet with the phone in my hand and dial 9-1- waiting to make sure all is okay before either hanging up the phone…or hitting that last 1 in a last futile cry for help…maybe I need more fiber in my diet. And how is it that you can actually get the runs so bad that the entire bottom of the seat is dripping in fluid fecal matter? We need a better design…and if that happens…a shower is the ONLY way to properly wipe your ass”
Record10Carbon
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my god, someone else cruise that thread. I’m laughing my ass off
Oh God, I forgot about that thread! You’ve got me over here laughing my a$$ off right now!
“Ass Wipe Skills 101 - for women… always wipe from front to back when cleaining up after “big potty”. Getting this wrong can put a poop plug in your vagina possibly causing a nasty infection. always check the paper - wipe till clean (again - front to back)…once clean - wipe again. one last more broad wipe to make sure the edges of the cheek area are nice and clean.Wet some TP with warm water, or use a Baby Wipe to re-wipe and freshen the area. Bend over in front of mirror, look back…make sure all is well.”
–R10C
Just got done a hour spin class and running the cold pool water felt good on the legs. If only to cool them down for 4 minutes. Did plan on doing 3500 meters that day but forces beyond my control stopped me from doing that. The 100/100 being one of them. Only got 8 more runs so lots of pool time is coming.
Ok, that sounds better! I was thinking you went to the gym so you could swim 250 yards.
You still didn’t answer why you were checking the women out in the first place, though…
Just happen to breath to the left. Which is th only way I know how.