So I'm on the metro from the mall to the airport when

Two what I think are college chicks sit in the two chairs in from of me. One looks like the standard nerd from a John Hughes movie and the other her super hot friend. Both attractive. The nerdy girl talking about chemistry like her friend really cares but hey she is playing along. I can’t help staring. So my eyes drift down on the hot one and she is wearing…

Camouflage Crocs. What’s up with that?

http://www.jeremyriad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/camo-cat-crock-550x370.jpg
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Pics or it didn’t happen.

Man this story is too weird for me to be making up.

Hey man its Minnesota. Its full of hot chicks fresh off the farm or deer hunting. Didnt you go to the crocs store at the mall?

and this hot you speck in in a hoodie with tights on is wearing…

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/50/5087d67ccd56994f2681cc905a79664a8b3307d047f2c5a6c707bac6fd787665.jpg

Hey man its Minnesota. Its full of hot chicks fresh off the farm or deer hunting. Didnt you go to the crocs store at the mall?

Deer hunting. Per our discussion today. Maybe I should have met my wife there.