So I Went To Open Swim At The High School And

…felt like a total creeper because other than the 30 little kids splashing around I was the only Adult lap swimming. Ohh well it’s a nice pool…sure beats the YMCA.

When I saw the title of the thread and then who started it, I expected to read about how much $ you needed for bail.

Dude!

Did you wear the mask or the spiderman suit?

I am amazed I did not see it on the news. :slight_smile:

tp

When I saw the title of the thread and then who started it, I expected to read about how much $ you needed for bail.
Ha, I would expect nothing less.

Dude!

Did you wear the mask or the spiderman suit?

I am amazed I did not see it on the news. :slight_smile:

tp
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------No mask and no spiderman suit surprisingly…funny thing is I was actually on the news today…as an Anchorman though…not as a pederass!!! 8 yr. olds Donnie, 8yr. olds!!!

Mommy!

I’m SCARED!

Run Away, Timmy

Run Away!!!

Did you get a date of wouldn’t she give you her number?

I’m running…

Did you get a date of wouldn’t she give you her number?
No luck in the date department…I did have one of the moms take pictures of me in my speedo though so I’ll post those later, haha!!!

Um, no thanks on the Speedo pic. :stuck_out_tongue:

Sneaky walks up to the 16 year old captain of the girls team*…“Hey baby, I can buy beer…”*
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Sneaky: “Say, aren’t you that high school girl who got with the news anchor?”
High School Girl: " No…"
Sneaky: " Wanna be?"
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Next time, bring a few water bottles instead of a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade.

Sneaky: “Say, aren’t you that high school girl who got with the news anchor?”
High School Girl: " No…"
Sneaky: " Wanna be?"

More Like…

High School Girl: I like your speedo more importantly I like what’s it it…
Me: Holy shit this is awesome…wait how old are you…lemme see some ID
High School Girl: But I’m almost 18
Me: Sigh…aren’t you all…wait am I on to catch a predator…where the fuck are the cameras!!!