Slowtwitch Mega Smackdown details!

The goal: Have some fun. Do some gambling. Lose weight. Help a charity continue it’s good work.

The groups in play:

Heavy weights- Men: 50 pounds.
Women: 30 pounds

Middle weights- Men: 30 pounds
Women: 20 pounds

Light weights- Men: 20 pounds
Women: 15 pounds.

Set up: This is set up like Vegas. Everyone who is in play must put in a $10 blind. This get’s your name on the table. Every two weeks we bet. You can stand, raise or fold. The betting is unlimited but keep in mind that if you just slap that Visa down hard you will blow the game and this is more about fun. Understanding my place here I want it to be known that I will probably be out early on the betting early so there is no funny buisness.

Stating of weight after your first statement is illegal. You are free to talk smack and update everyone but by leaving numbers out we will have the ability to bluff or lean on other players. This is gambling after all.

At the end of the time frame we will have the winner in each group. A secondary winner will also be voted on. We will post before and after pictures of our fronts, sides and backs. Everyone will hold a newspaper up in both sets of photos to show the date the pictures where taken. Everyone will vote on these pictures to see who looks a lot better.

Money: The money will go to the charity of the winners choosing under the winners name. We need someone to agree to be the house and collect the bets and arnage to have them sent to the winner’s charity. Being house will be a pain in the ass so I call for a house cut of 15% of winnings. I will not be the house.

Teams: Teams can be formed. Groups can get around a horse and offer any help they want. If the team begins to bet for the horse then that horse must put “Team” in front of his handle for the rest of the show. For example “Tri Guppy” will become “Team Tri Guppy.”

Outside betting: Do this! Any bets outside the game are the responability of the individuals betting. Bet on anything and keep everyone updated.

Prizes: Anyone want to dig up some prizes for the winners? Since the cash will be going to a worthy cause a little something for the winner’s personal collection would be nice. This is depending on prize donations. No donations no prizes.

What is needed for the in: A picture of your front, side and back must be posted by approved date. Your in must be approved by the house by the approved date. You must post starting weight and height.

Proving weight lose: I think the honors system will work because of the pictures but a different system can be put into play if anyone has an idea.

This is all general. The details are up to us so start posting any changes.

Need more details and rules.

Duration, how long will this go on. Is this winner those that lose the target weight fastest? What about keeping the weight off? Everyone with a few tricks learned from boxers pre weigh in can lose 10 pounds in a couple of hours :wink:

The weights might need to be adjusted, 50 pounds is a big target to lose and stay healthy. 20 pounds rules out all of the athletes here that have 5% body fat :stuck_out_tongue:

Final rules will be worked out as more people get involved. A big issue is who wants to be house and how they want the money handled.

The wieghts are as they stand unless we want to adjust the womens. A large weight loss is possible and healthy if the person is truly over weight. I rock the scales at a fatty and gross 220. Carving 50 pounds off my frame doesn’t have two take two years.

The time windows are also something be worked out. Is it a race or a set time frame and those who lose the most wins? It’s up to those who want to do this.

Bump see what arises tomorrow.

I still want to be one of the horses in the 50-pound group.

Might I suggest that the horses also provide a short bio/background? Seein’ as how a lot of folks here don’t know each other (like me - I don’t know anyone), it may be helpful to the gamblers to know exactly who they’re betting on.

I am in for they Fatty 50 pounder group also!

Sweet people! The bio idea is good too. So let’s start shaking the tree for a house and get this thing rockin’!

Would you guys like to have a race to fifty or most weight over 5 to 6 months?

If we’re going on the honor system are pictures really necessary? I pretty sure no wants to see my fat hairy gut and I’m 100% sure I have no desire to see yours or anyone else’s.

As far as time frame doesn’t matter to me, but end of the year thru the holiday’s seems like a good cut off. Starting Aug 1st thru Dec 31st gives 5 months and thru the tough holiday times.

~Matt

I say photos because I like the idea of a end of game pose off. It’s the only thing I have a slim to none chance of winning while still being in the game. Also I would LOVE to see you half naked big boy!

Of course the picture thing is not up to me so we need to discuss it. It’s about us not me.

I don’t even like seeing myself right now, pics are out for me…and even if successful the “Pose off” is out for me. Maybe I’ll just have Record take some pics in his speedo and I’ll use those.

~Matt

I like race to fifty and the photo idea! A dated photo is a good idea (kinda like a ransom photo) :smiley:

I don’t mind the photos as long as I don’t have to show my face. The last thing I need is to have half-naked pictures of me appear on some fattie-triathlete-fetish site.

If there are enough participants, I don’t see why we can’t have both a race-to-50 and a most weight lost by the end of the year. Judging by the responses here, however, I get the feeling that there will be only a limited number of horses.

50 pounds is a lot to lose. It took me 10+ years to pack this stuff on; taking it off will take some time.

Well color me red! I just learned that I can’t post pictures on this computer, the libary says no!

What kind of pictures are you trying to post?