These have just gotten tired:
“First rule of X club, don’t talk about X club”
“Your seat is too high.”
“Your seat is too low.”
There are others but can’t think of them now.
I have one:
Formerly known as TnT…but not to be confused with the “purple menace”.
haha…not really a cliche if I am the only one saying it.
M~
Not any more.
huh?
I copied his signature, so now more than one person has it, so it can qualify as a cliche. It’s very metaphysical
haven’t noticed this one for a while…but nonetheless:
hmmmmm
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These have just gotten tired:
“First rule of X club, don’t talk about X club”
“Your seat is too high.”
“Your seat is too low.”
There are others but can’t think of them now.
How 'bout, "your seat is too far from (close to) the bottom bracket.
Oh I originally did the same thing, but have since removed! I was just teasing! 
Teasing about what?
Genius is so rarely seen. Clearly we both are. And modest.
Here’s another one:
“It didn’t happen unless you post a picture.”.
I almost spit out my Diet Dr Pepper
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Ok, I’m good again!
Is it Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? Yummy
when we all change our signatures back, this will all be lost. Anyone who reads this thread will be like WTF?
people are going to get confused where I’ve posted on other threads.
yeah, that new diet cherry vanilla.
What’s the ST record for quickest a thread went off topic? And have we beat that yet?
LOL!! This has been a very productive day for me to say the least.
Do I get any credit for coining the term “purple menace”?