I always pictured you with a skull cap.
You want a do-rag. Infinitely adjustable, always a perfect fit.
Tin foil, closely fitted to the skull. Added benefit of keeping the alien voices out of your head. Plus, you look like you’re from the future! 
If the aliens can’t talk to me how will I know what to have for dinner or if those hippies in my back yard are real or not?
The aliens told me the hippies are real and I should leave them alone. I wonder why the dog ignores them?
But do the hippies share? Cash, grass or ass - no one rides for free, my man!
i can’t believe you just wrote that. cover your child’s ears.
The aliens said to leave them alone. I have to do what the aliens say.
I like the ‘will golf for food’ cap that my sister-in-law gave me. I also like my DeSoto cap, but it’s not a pure baseball cap, and my vitruvian running cap.
I’d also second the John Deere cap.
To purchase the Chris King hat it will cost 11 dollars in shitpping bringing the total price 31 dollars. The only baseball style caps with anything to do with cycling at my LBSs is the lame ass yellow Trek ones so I quit the whole venture.
So you DNF’d? Sad. I just read there is never a reason you should do this, unless you are a pro. Or stupid.
day-glow orange, deer head with huge rack and the caption “nice rack”. Show up at the next group ride with that one on, Tibbsy…keep’em wondering…