Slowman's rule book(if he had stayed on Board)

Please don’t draft.
Plaese buckle your helmet strap.
Please don’t run more than 100 yards with a competitor.
Please don’t litter.

After two year of spotty compliance, the rule book was rewritten.

PLEASE don’t draft!!!
PLEASE buckle your helmet strap!!!
PLEASE don’t run more than 100 yards with a competitor!!!
PLEASE don’t litter!!!

Bob Sigerson

You forgot:

Can anyone get me a Chrysler discount?

@ the Victoria 1/2, they had an awesome rule that I think all races should instigate: Littering = instant DQ. The marshals were instructed to use common sense with the rule (ie if I stick a gel wrapper in my pocket on the bike and it falls out as I bring my hand out it’s not a DQ, but if I just eat and toss, it is) - but seeing garbage all over the place just pisses me off. Littering shows a complete lack or respect for the RD, the volunteers, and the community that’s hosting the event.