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you havent already?
Nah!
The next big thing is sure to be castration:
Improves hydrodynamics in the water.
Saves weight for climbing performance.
Allows a more aggressive, forward rotated hip position on the bike.
Eliminates support and chafing problems.
Allows use of PEDs while maintaining non-suspicious testosterone levels.
Renders the Speedo controversy moot.
The next big thing is sure to be castration:
LOL… I’ve been saying this is the next big thing in training for years!! Pretty much every workout I’ve ever missed has been due to my chasing of the womens. Imagine how focused you coud be if you werent facinated by shapely bosoms and derriers? Thnk of all the money I could spend on carbon fiber if I didnt waste it on dinners and drinks!!!
Go Team Eunuch!!!
Imagine how focused you coud be if you werent facinated by shapely bosoms and derriers?
Theres been a few races that I’ve PR’d because of “shapely bosoms and derriers”.
Got to keep that insight, keep it insight, she’s pulling away, harden the F up, keep it in sight…