This is me now… 
Didn’t you hear? Weight trumps aero.
Sometimes I spike up my arm and leg hair. Girls think it’s sexy. On extra special days I spike up my back hair so I look like a dinosaur.
Shaving is overrated…
My vote is for cornrows.
Or maybe dreads…
Shave it all except the beard. Then laugh heartily at every shaved person you pass.
No. I think as you are a wookie, being bald would be not nearly so threatening to the other competitors. I also think your tom tom may be a struggle to rack properly in T1.
Don’t shave down shave up. Against the grain.
Sometimes I spike up my arm and leg hair. Girls think it’s sexy. On extra special days I spike up my back hair so I look like a dinosaur.
Rather than a friendly “hey” or “howdy,” you should toss a “RAWR” in there.
Hmm, I wonder what a shaved chewbacca would actually look like. Some kind of bipedal naked mole rat, maybe?
I suggest the Faris-esque stubble + speedo combination.