Hopefully I will have my tandem listed on ebay tomorrow. If there is anyone here with a LOT of disposable income who desires to have the very best and most ogled tandem on the face of this here Gods green earth, then tune in tomorrow to the classified section. Bring wheelbarrows of money with you (nomarked, non-sequential 20’s, please). I want to sell it, but I ain’t using any of this to “Git 'er Done!” 
Seriously, I have spent a lot of hours going through the bike with a fine tooth comb (can you say: kerosene, wd-40, strong detergents, nevr-dull, grease, new parts, armorall wipes and spit polish?) and if I say so myself, it’s looking DAMN FINE! It’s a LiteSpeed, so it is a rare thing to see yourself coming and going ala’ the Cannondale.
Something like this, but cleaner and nicer.