I’ll start:
Dirty Sanchez When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
The North Dallas Vomit- When a woman sobers up and sees me next to her.
Tibbsy, what movie is that quote from?
Real Genuis. The greatest movie no one has seen.
Rusty Trombone. Anal sex. (The mental picture works for this one)
Tossed Salad. Analingus (I just don’t understand this one)
Hot Lunch- Don’t have the stomach to explain.
Cleveland Steamer- Don’t have the stomach for that either.
Hot Carlos- Not going near it.
Chicken head = women that give BJs
super quief = Pressing down on the belly ,for a long P***Y fart.
Whisker biscuit = (i)
I have. I love the movie, but can’t remember the quote. Which scene?
It’s when Mich sees Laslo go into the closet and disapear so he goes up to Chris and says something wierd happened.
Another great line from that scene:
“Of course he doesn’t wear your clothes Mitch they won’t fit. You scored 30 points higher then me and think a big guy like that could ware your clothes”
clam bumbers = the best slang ever for lesbos
rug munchers = another lesbo slang that makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Jersey Turnpike This is when your fuc*ing a girl doggie style and finger her a**hole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her. try www.urbandictionary.com We have a lot of fun with this stuff at work!
Angry Pirate----- cum in the chicks eye and kick her in the leg.
what about lesbian pirates?
Blumpkin = Getting a BJ well taking a dump
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thats funny.
More of a joke but… Rodeo Ride (aka 7 seconds) - having sex doggy style and then in the throws of passion loudly screaming the name of someone other than your partner then try to hold on for the next 7-seconds!
Too funny!!!
I thought a Rodeo ride was when you took a girl doggy style, then whispered in her ear " You are not as good as your sister" Then see how long you can stay mounted.
“20 points higher than me? Thinks some big guy like that can wear his clothes…”
I thought a Rodeo ride was when you took a girl doggy style, then whispered in her ear " You are not as good as your sister" Then see how long you can stay mounted.
No, I think that is called an episode of ‘Jerry Springer’!