I have been involved in my ironman’s training for some time now. I just came upon slowtwitch and saw some of the posts by these so-called “ironman widows” and am somewhat confused by the complaining about the lack of sex. If anything (not that I am complaining), I feel like I am required to “service” my ironman even more when he is training. It does keep us close and keep him burning calories during his training. What are these women complaining about?!?!
yawn Not even a good trolling attempt. Keep working at it.
Your first post. Now why would anybody suspect this could be a troll?
he’s cheating on you.
Hello, welcome to ST! Did you hear that some crazy guys ran across the Sahara last year? Oh, and there’s this cool new “Performance” bike spoof video on Youtube you should check out!
Sneakyspeed … is that you? Just service your “Ironman” and be done with it!!
If you are “datingironman” you are not a widow. Get married and get back to us in a few years. 
Support Crew
If you are “datingironman” you are not a widow. Get married and get back to us in a few years.
Support Crew
funny
Just waiting for Chip to chime in with a “will you marry me” post!
I have been involved in my ironman’s training for some time now. I just came upon slowtwitch and saw some of the posts by these so-called “ironman widows” and am somewhat confused by the complaining about the lack of sex. If anything (not that I am complaining), I feel like I am required to “service” my ironman even more when he is training. It does keep us close and keep him burning calories during his training. What are these women complaining about?!?!
Can you please talk to my iron widow of 28 years.
Her complaint is not that I don’t want to live up to my marital duties, just that I don’t do any maintenance around the house while I’m training. My non-IM friends, (yes it is possible to have non-IM friends) also complain that I am boring since I don’t eat crap or drink alcohol when I’m training, and that makes me boring. They are widows to some extent as well I guess.
My complaint is that when I’m training, my wife gets in such a huff that she doesn’t put out, and I get all tense and stuff. Wrecks my training.
fail.
If he can get it up, he’s not training enough. Relay this message to your “Ironman”: You’re a pussy. Man up and train for more than ten minutes a day.
Just waiting for Chip to chime in with a “will you marry me” post!
Why would you think that I would want to marry a troll? What the OP didnt say that how lonely HE gets while waiting for the ironman…
Ha, ha! Thanks for the pre-bedtime chuckle!
Just waiting for Chip to chime in with a “will you marry me” post!
Marry her? Hell, I’d just wait till he’s out for his long ride and stop by to giver **her **a long ride.