“How to unpack the creepy, disquieting factoid that gun sales over the Thanksgiving weekend shot, as it were, to a record high?
True. Upwards of 175,000 requests for background checks over Black Friday, the FBI says, which is about three requests per second, which is triple the norm but still just behind December 21, 2012, right after the Sandy Hook massacre, when gun sales freakishly skyrocketed. Because nothing says “We need to come together to stop all the gun deaths” than stocking up on bullets in case the scary black president comes to take away your Glock.
The scary black president! He’s part of the problem, no? He’s one of them, the real reason so many people bought a gun this holiday. According to at least one shop owner, a large percentage of gun buyers mentioned one singular event as a motivating factor for their purchase. Can you guess?
That’s right: Ferguson.
Ferguson? You mean the place where the white cop murdered that unarmed black kid, and wasn’t even indicted for it, and the police responded to the subsequent **outrage/heartbreak **from the local black community with even more brutality by way of a shocking assortment of military-grade weaponry: enormous tanks and tear gas and riot gear, all of sufficient scale and ruthlessness to outfit an army unit in Afghanistan, because that’s exactly what it was? That Ferguson? Yes indeed.
So. Want to try and unpack this creepy factoid? Break it down a little? It’s not difficult:
You’re a scared white person, almost certainly male. You do not live in a major city, or near a university or intellectual hub of any note, **nor have you ever traveled **very far from your home town, much less out of state or anywhere further than, say, Mexico. Once. And that was enough.
You do not read complicated books. You do not like new or weird things. You watch lots of TV, mostly Fox News, which rejoices in showing you endless images of angry foreigners and minorities in pain: tear gas explosions, fights in the streets, looting, this time involving sad, small-town black people in Ferguson, all of them protesting the acquittal of that murderous white cop.
“But it’s not only Missouri!” squeal a number of crudely pink-faced blondes on Fox News. “Angry black people – and white liberals too! – are protesting everywhere, from Oakland to Chicago to New York, perhaps even somewhere within, say, 200 miles of where you live!” Too close for comfort, that’s for sure.
While some part of you heard that the vast majority of protests were, of course, peaceful, and the injustice was, of course, heinous, that’s not what you see. You see only the nervous (and white, and male, like you) Missouri governor, Jay Nixon, do something really weird: declare a state of emergency – not because of a hurricane, or a flood. But because of… an imminent jury verdict.
Whoa! Even the possibility of black people protesting a brutal injustice is, you quickly surmise, worse than a deadly act of God. Who needs a tornado? Underserved minorities are despondent! Better get the tanks ready.
And so you think, “Well, now I have two reasons to buy a new gun: scary black people protesting within 200 miles of my home, and a dangerously out-of-control police force who might someday storm my house and confiscate my illegal taxidermy collection.” Ah, the perfect collusion.
Wait, make that three reasons: Toss in a Black Friday mega-sale at the local Gun Barn (30% off the AR-15, AKA “America’s gun,” the same semi-automatic rifle used in lots of massacres, and that killed a couple kids in Oregon just last year) and it’s off to the exhausted feds with your application.
There is, to date, no obvious fact, no impossible-to-deny piece of data that will convince the scared, paranoid gun fetishists of America that firearms are not merely dangerous, but also savage and cruel, tools of hate that invite not only more violence and suffering, but their own inevitable destruction.
We know guns do not make you safer. They do not prevent crime. They do not protect families. The NRA cannot trot out a single stat that proves guns improve society in any conceivable or measurable way; in fact, it’s just the opposite. Every piece of data we have proves guns are spiritual, moral and social poison.
The NRA can, however, trot out one epic, undeniable stat that trumps all the others. It’s the same stat that fuels the Republican party, Fox News, the Tea Party, homophobes, GamerGaters, racists and global warming deniers, et al.
That stat is about fear.
The matrix is simple enough: The more scared you are, the more isolated, the less educated and the less traveled and the less exposed to unfamiliar ideas, to different modes of life, to the Other, to the staggering and effervescent variety of human existence, the more you will see a gun as an obvious and necessary choice.
But here’s the surreal catch: it’s not for protection, per se. It’s not about the childish fantasy of how the gun defends against the rapist, or the drug dealer, or the Russian mafia kingpin who kidnapped your daughter for the second time, and this time it’s personal.
The gun is uncomplicated, primitive defense against something far more terrifying and murky: everything you do not know. Guns provide an illusion of security, a violent, make-believe defense against a world that’s too complex, with injustices too prodigious, rage too tempting and calm, peaceful acts of love far too difficult to locate. They make you feel, in short, like you might have a chance.
But as the Ferguson/Michael Brown tragedy proved (for the 10,000th time), despite all that savage promise, the gun fails. Like it always has. Like it always will. Every. Single. Time.”
Mark Morford.
I knew better. I really did.
Why is it that those on the left can’t come up with any other reasons for anything other then racism? It lacks imagination.
~Matt
What are you talking about? He also had fear, ignorance, and stupidity. And that’s just up to the point where my eyes glazed over. Plenty of imagination going on.
Black Friday gun deals were crazy good. I took advantage. I bet a lot of other people did as well.
I spent Thanksgiving weekend with my “little” black nephew/godson. He is 14 and at 6’2," he now looks me right in the eye. The only time I was scared was when the “black guy” reached for the last of the green bean casserole as I did the same. Fortunately, neither of us was armed, at that time. So, it ended peacefully. Whew! Dodged a bullet there …
What’s a gamergater?
Shot some skeet over the weekend and it was all good. Didn’t hit much but had a great time with the family.
I knew better. I really did.
Me too!!!
What’s the deal with ovaltine?
Wisconsin just wrapped up its 9-day hunt. The state sold 589,830 deer hunting licenses. That means there were half a million armed citizens in Wisconsin alone. Literally, a small army occupied Wisconsin for 9 days. No deaths. Three minor injuries. Over half a millions active firearms.
Who woulda thunk it …
Black Friday gun deals were crazy good. I took advantage. I bet a lot of other people did as well.
I spent Thanksgiving weekend with my “little” black nephew/godson. He is 14 and at 6’2," he now looks me right in the eye. The only time I was scared was when the “black guy” reached for the last of the green bean casserole as I did the same. Fortunately, neither of us was armed, at that time. So, it ended peacefully. Whew! Dodged a bullet there …
Hah, my brother and I were laughing at Thanksgiving about a very serious argument we had 4 or 5 years ago. The day after Thanksgiving I was eating the last of the leftover stuffing at lunch. He came into lunch late and decided that he wanted some. He thought he would just take some off my plate.
Wisconsin just wrapped up its 9-day hunt. The state sold 589,830 deer hunting licenses. That means there were half a million armed citizens in Wisconsin alone. Literally, a small army occupied Wisconsin for 9 days. No deaths. Three minor injuries. Over half a millions active firearms.
Who woulda thunk it …
How’d the deer do?
They got what they had coming …
So, considering you wrote this not that long ago:
"I believe that law abiding citizens should be able to own any fire arm. No limits. All of the gun laws that place limits or outright bans on items such as high capacity magazines and tactical rifles does nothing to reduce crime.
A ridiculous bill that is in the works would mandate ammunition with serial numbers for tracking purposes, but all this flawed idea will accomplish is driving up ammunition prices through the roof.
Here in California, things are bad for gun enthusiasts, but Arizona is a great state for guns, Any fire arm you want, you can have it and better still, no waiting periods, just pick the weapon you want, fill out the paper work and walk out the door minuets later with your new fire arm.
When I was in Arizona last mounth, people were not shooting the hell out of each other, but here in California, a state with some of the most strict gun laws in the books, homicides are a problem in cities such as Richmond, San Francisco, Stockton … "
Can one assume you went out and availed yourself of those awesome deals?
Spot
I bought a gun on black Friday… Because of the threat of blacks! Black bears.
The damn black bears have already broken into all three of my outbuildings!
Can one assume you went out and availed yourself of those awesome deals?
Spot
I don’t participate in the overconsumption madness that is known as black Friday. My day after after Thanksgiving was spent on my bicycle celebrating the great outdoors and supporting small businesses( local worker owned bakery) instead of clogging up the streets on the way to some overstuffed parking lot to purchase some stuff thats just going to get thrown out in a couple years anyway.
Can one assume you went out and availed yourself of those awesome deals?
Spot
I don’t participate in the overconsumption madness that is known as black Friday. My day after after Thanksgiving was spent on my bicycle celebrating the great outdoors and supporting small businesses( local worker owned bakery) instead of clogging up the streets on the way to some overstuffed parking lot to purchase some stuff thats just going to get thrown out in a couple years anyway.
Cool. I assume you’ve given up these past hobbies, then, since it sounds like they lead to “overconsumption”?
“I’m into Formula 1 racing and high powered American muscle cars. If you think the sport of triathlon is expensive, try being an automotive enthusiast! .”
Did you also get rid of your bitchin’ V-8 powered Mustang GT you used to like to post about?
Spot
deer hunt record low - down 25% Also human - human accidental shootings during record low.
http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/Wisconsins-2014-deer-harvest-down-8-284532611.html
Can one assume you went out and availed yourself of those awesome deals?
Spot
I don’t participate in the overconsumption madness that is known as black Friday. My day after after Thanksgiving was spent on my bicycle celebrating the great outdoors and supporting small businesses( local worker owned bakery) instead of clogging up the streets on the way to some overstuffed parking lot to purchase some stuff thats just going to get thrown out in a couple years anyway.
Cool. I assume you’ve given up these past hobbies, then, since it sounds like they lead to “overconsumption”?
“I’m into Formula 1 racing and high powered American muscle cars. If you think the sport of triathlon is expensive, try being an automotive enthusiast! .”
Did you also get rid of your bitchin’ V-8 powered Mustang GT you used to like to post about?
Spot
He must have, given that his recent posts indicate that he’s a born again auto hater.
tl;dr.
"Criminals will always find ways to commit violent crimes and thankfully, in this country, law abiding citizens will always have the right to own firearms.
In Arizona, you can buy any fire arm your like, tactical rifles, high capacity ammunition clips, you name it and violent crime is not a problem, go to California where Tactical weapons and high capacity magazines are banned and you get cities like Oakland and Richmond that have serious problems with violent crime." – Bull_Winkle 3/24/09
not fooling anyone