Revealed: maybourne is a member of a CIA Direct Action Special Surveillance unit

Analysis of intelligence gathered during surveillance of the principal known as “maybourne” (code name: Sawblade), SALUTE report:

Size: Surveillance subject may be comprised of one or more parties.

Activity: Surveillance subject engages in inflammatory, anti-American posting to one or more public internet forum sites.

Location: Surveillance subject may be highly mobile, “blue-jacking” wireless network signals to suppress reverse ISP surveillance and triangulation of location. May conduct “chalking” of wireless network parameters for purpose of highly mobile/unathorized and unattributable access to wireless networks for the purpose of subversion.

Unit: Unit unknown.

Time: Surveillance subject’s operations are on-going.

Equipment: Unknown (see “Location”). Most probably highly mobile wireless computing platform/communication device.

Analysis:

“maybourne” is likely an operative of an internal security unit conducting “trawling” surveillance in the hopes of entrapping subjects also interested anti-American activities. Subject makes anti-American posts and then monitors traffic, making contact with subjects who exhibit similar political and policy views. Once contact is established, surveillance of those subjects is initiated.

“maybourne” is compromised by the use of their/his/her Internet handle, obviously an inflammatory/derogatory reference to the fictional CIA character, Jason Bourne, as depicted in the currently popular media film “The Bourne Supremacy” that chronicles a fictional Direct Action operative who has defected and resists attempts at repatriation.

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Christ! I missed it, and it was all right there all along.

I suspected something was amiss when I noticed his black helicopter circling Tom’s store in Dearborn.

The black ops guys gotta lotta nerve…

John LeCarre

Well, this is what blew it for me:

When I let the contractors in to install my mirror wall in my wind trainer room they installed a two-way mirror. When I discovered it and looked behind it, there was all this wireless internet stuff, pictures of my cats, spy stuff and a well worn “Bourne Supremacy” DVD.

Well…at least there weren’t any naked pictures of you. Or of your cat :wink:

T.

Trust me. I am your friend.

Isn’t that exactly what a member of a CIA Direct Action Special Surveillance unit would say?

I should know to trust Tom. Sorry I doubted you Tom. Anyone who says “Trust me. I am your friend” is obvious a CIA plant.

maybourne the kindest, bravest, gentlest, most wonderful man in the whole world.