Record10Carbon - I can now smoke you

My race bike is now ready for the ironman season.

The bike includes a special saddle for long distance, with an elevated nose, for that aggressive aero position.

The seat post angle is approximately 87 degrees.

http://images.snapfish.com/343%3A265523232fp64%3Dot>2343%3D%3B%3B5%3D%3A35%3DXROQDF>2323875787664ot1lsi

As you can see profile aerodrink is used for hydration and an ironman little box is there for energy gels,

my house keys (if I DNF early, and my wife is not at home), and a mobile phone.

The bar ends are carbon fibre:

http://images.snapfish.com/343%3A265523232fp58%3Dot>2343%3D%3B%3B5%3D%3A35%3DXROQDF>2323875787667ot1lsi

And it is easy to carry to the race. So unlike Demerley, I don’t need a big boxy Honda Element:

http://images.snapfish.com/343%3A265523232fp3%3B%3Dot>2343%3D%3B%3B5%3D%3A35%3DXROQDF>2323875787666ot1lsi

Now compare this with the pathetic bike that Record10Carbon is racing:

http://tinypic.com/553rrb

His legs are whiter than mine too.

My money’s on Chip…

He’s got a lower position, smaller wheels…your bike has fenders!! Puhleease…

Poseur…

Yah, but pluto has carbon!
I’m betting on pluto because he has the aero bottle so he doens’t have to come up out of his aero position. Plus, with a steeper seatangle, he’ll be able to run faster off the bike.

Its ON BITCH!!! I am on my way home now to get more bling bling on my ride…

My money is on YOU if you get into this race… :wink:

Dude - you gotta post a picture of yourself riding it.

Can’t wait for you two to race it at the Annual Slowtwitch Virtual Christmas Party.

After the critique my leg thread, I don’t think we want to require him to post a pick bent over in a speedo.

http://www.xtri.com/2004/12/1346-05.jpg I thought this bike was cool! It’s from xtri.com…IM West Aust. 2004 It said he did 6:50 on the bike there.

That rig rules. Hed carbon wheels, too? Wow.

Riding that bike would be like having sex with a fat chick…fun till your friends find out…

This thing looks like a wheelchair

http://images.snapfish.com/343%3A265523232fp3%3B%3Dot>2343%3D%3B%3B5%3D%3A35%3DXROQDF>2323875787666ot1lsi
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Now this confuses me “my house keys (if I DNF early, and my wife is not at home)”.

Considering Pluto’s profile lists:

**Real Name:**  Paula             **Occupation:**  Housewife  

Someone’s messing with your head, Chip.

Why not? PNF still has the Kona half record on this:

http://tinypic.com/5d77dk

24 inch wheels!

I forgot to mention that the cranks are Stronglight Compact (I am serious), SRAM chain and SRAM Torpedo shifters.

How about her profile interests, julian from england, thats funny
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& quick too! Reminds me of a certain 18th century Belgian philosopher :wink:

Is that a boy or a girl in that photo?

Looks to me like a skinny boy with a really stupid smile.
But in the silly small bikes division neither you nor I have a chance. I think he rides an Alex Moulton bike. These babies are made in Bradford Upon Avon, just outside of Bath, England. They cost an arm and (a very white) leg.