Rachel Ray visits the Tour de France for Alberto Contador's favorite chicken receipes

The fiery Spainiard likes his chicken hot and well done, especially for the final course before dessert in Paris. Contador joins culinary diva Rachel Ray to discuss his favorite way to do up chicken when barbecuing in the mountains Spanish style:

Alberto Contador’s Chicken Aubisque:

Start with one chicken, plucked, preferably very lean.

  • Attack six times. Add a dash of Hincapie at the end.

  • Leave out to simmer one day.

  • Invite eight of your closest friends over.

  • Turn up the heat.

  • Serve skewered on the highest mountain top.

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The problem is the chickens up there are all bones and no meat.

Adam

I like it!!!

The chicken should be yellow in color before cooking and white with red dots when it’s done. If the chicken is overcooked it may turn orange and blue the next day.

… and a lot of people now days don’t even want Chicken to be on the menu.

its damn near impossible to enjoy roasted chicken without a fine glass of vino
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After unsuccessfully tyring to cook chicken, serve up a slice of humble pie!

I hope this is an **organic **chicken you’re talking about.

I hate it when my chicken has all of those, ahem, hormones injected into it.

Although the chef appears to have used unsavory spices before.

Contador supposedly was on the list of the Fuentes clients, but because he agreed to be a principal witness for “his federation” (I’m assuming Spanish cycling federation) he was crossed off the list.
http://tour.ard.de/tdf/aktuell/kw30/contador_20070724.htm

In the meantime though, the proposed approach to remove chicken from the menu appears to run into some snafus, in particular the reason for removing it has some issues.

Apparently two of the missed tests were not recorded properly (missed test on April 6th was dated as May 6th; missed test on June 21st was not recorded at all) and therefore Rasmussen only has TWO official missed tests. Therefore he has NOT broken the limit of 3 doping tests counting as one doping violation.
http://tour.ard.de/tdf/aktuell/kw30/rasmussen_pk_20070724.htm

That’s huge.

Very difficult to know. Very often chicken in that farm are not available where and when they are supposed to be when the authorities come to the farm for testing protocols.

Yes, but it seems the testers can’t even keep their records straight, when they did or didn’t test the chicken.

Rachel Ray is not that skinny anymore…she is getting fat with all of her stupid annoying food shows where she eats like a 500lb man.

Rachel Ray sits ight on the knifes edge for me. Some days I have a total crush on her, other days she annoys the shit out of me.

I wouldn’t mind it if she cooked for me though.

Thats a Turkey in the pan…

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Rachel Ray warns that sometimes the chicken can go fowl…

The chicken’s off sir

May we recommend looking at more pictures of scantily clad women, it may lift the spirits?

I’m feeling like Spanish quisine tonight.