Race Goodie Bag Porn

I participated in the San Diego Triathlon Challenge this past weekend. Hosted by the Challenged Athletes Foundation, it’s a great event. But with a $250 entry fee (along with a requirement to raise an additional $250 through donations) it ain’t cheap. Softening the blow is the fact that the fee benefits a great organization. Oh, and the swag is top-notch. Here is a sampling:

First, all the stuff comes in a huge Nike Bag:

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But the real treasure looms inside the bag. Like a sport towel, sun block, race-number belt, energy drink, and carabineer:

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Body Glide:

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A running head towel thing-a-ma-jig:

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A De Soto Sports running fuel belt:

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A 6-pack of race gels:

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An inner tube:

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Running-shoe lace locks:

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A pair of black swim jammers (last year they gave us red jammers;I made the mistake of wearing the red jammers to a master’s workout one day, and my friends and the swim coach would not shut up about how stupid I looked):

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Slippers:

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Two water bottles:

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Goggles:

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An issue of Triathlete Magazine (it’s an old issue, but it’s the one with the super model on the cover, so I’m not complaining):

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Two pairs of running socks:

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They included a really ugly De Soto running hat:

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But I didn’t fret too much, because they also gave us a great looking Headsweats running hat:

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Like any other race, the swag bag included a cotton commemorative T-Shirt:

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But unlike other races, they included a tech-T

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and a long-sleeved tech-T

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AND a cotton hoodie:

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Of course, there are some items I didn’t appreciate, like the stick of WD-40:

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and a VHS copy of Double Take, starring Eddie Griffin and Orlando Jones (I would have preferred Under Cover Brother, in DVD format):

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But then CAF came back strong by including a pair of Nike Running Shoes:

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wow… that’s amazing.

we got tampons in the IMFL goodie bag. woohoo

are you kidding me? that bag is insane… oh and about the red jammers… people wear those all the time here, and also red speedos… multicolored speedos are actually pretty trendy too… i wore a faded purple speedo for a year in high school, i guess its a socal thing… how was the race set up?

It was a very organized event. It’s not technically a “race” since the course is not closed. It was annoying to wait at stop lights, and according to my Forerunner, I had about 14 minutes of stopped time on the bike leg

It’s a very challenging course. I am in awe of the scores of amputees and other challenged athletes who participated. According to my Sportracks metrics, there was 2200 feet of climbing over the 56 mile bike course, and 1000 feet of ascent over the 13.1 mile run.

The swim is in La Jolla cove, which is alive with colorful fish. And lots and lots of kelp. Ugh.

At least the tampons can serve an actual purpose. Unlike the romance novel I once got in the women’s goodie bag. (I forgot to ask what was in the men’s bags. Mack Bolan or Louis L’amour?)

I got no tampons in my bag! BUT, I did get the new Schick Quattro for Women razor – sweet!

I was jealous until I saw the copy of Double Take - on VHS no less!

OMG!!

Kooyaa…didn’t you offer up that bag as your stake in the “Guess Lance’s Time” contest? I won too, so let me know when you’ll be sending it. ha ha!

I got no tampons in my bag! BUT, I did get the new Schick Quattro for Women razor – sweet!

Those are great for shaving legs.

OMG!!

Kooyaa…didn’t you offer up that bag as your stake in the “Guess Lance’s Time” contest? I won too, so let me know when you’ll be sending it. ha ha!
You are right. So expect your VHS copy of Double Take at your mailbox in 6-8 weeks. Congrats!

I was jealous until I saw the copy of Double Take - on VHS no less!

I picked up my buddy’s packet for him on the day before the race. He got a DVD of Scary Movie 4. Dammit, I should have switched the movies before he got to San Diego.

Last year, in addition to gear similar to all of the above, I got a Timex Ironman watch. And a DVD of Pirates of the Caribbean.

Wow. Your post is like a Ronco commercial: “But wait, there’s more!”

Since one of my racing goals for next year is to follow an SMP (Schwag Maximization Plan), I might have to check out that race…

Wow, thats a lot of goodies in that bag.

That is an amazing amount of good stuff.

My best haul was two Clinique lipsticks at the Seattle Danskin a few years ago. Oh, and some free socks from Nokia.

The WD-40 pen is AWESOME. The movie (on VHS?) is cool but bizarre…

I did that event the last two years. Amazing bag of stuff. By passing the $1k mark in fundraising, I also got a fine Asics running jacket with the CAF logo embroidered on it. And an iPod mini. And a pair of Oakley Half Jackets.

My sons wear the Timex Ironman watches and tell their friends that Dad won them in a race. :slight_smile:

Man! What happened to all the good goodie bags they used to give out? :slight_smile:

A running head towel thing-a-ma-jig:

I have no idea where that came from. I personally stuffed 30 or so bags, was running around like a maniac at CAF world headquarters and I never saw that item. Not once. Good for you, but that may have been CAF contraband. :slight_smile:

Quite a few of the ladies got Nike Free 5.0’s, too. Very cool.

I think there will be a lot of twitchers showing up for next years race. I know I am considering it.

Damnnnnnn I wish we had race bags like this =(
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