In case you haven’t seen the Rooster on this forum lately and you were wondering about his whereabouts, he is resting with me. It seems as if a few slowtwitch forum members ganged up on him and he rode his Tiphoon off a hillside. He is now resting comfortably and is no longer being picked on by the Slowtwitch bullies. We held a joint burial service for his friend’s Trek and for Rooster and his Tiphoon. Mr. Tibbs delivered his eulogy. It was a sad day in Roo World. He will be dearly missed. For those of you who didn’t know the Rooster, he was a bright young man with a promising future. He was a wonderful, caring, and compassionate man who had a zest for life. But one poorly worded Slowtwitch forum subject posting led to his ultimate demise. At least he will now rest in peace and will not have to read postings regarding frost-bitten penises and threats on his life with baseball bats and top tubes of bikes hitting him over the head. Rest in peace Rooster, we’ll miss you.
That’s too bad.
Since I have you on the line … not that I want to know for profiable reasons (and even if I did, you know I’d tithe) but who’s it gonna be? Panthers or Patriots?
Just kickin’ the silliness up a notch.
only god knows who will win this game. I will decide on Sunday after I place my bet. I will tell you this much though; the better team will win.
Excuse me, but I don’t know how to tell everyone this, but this is not god writing this post! Since God is a Woman, She would not be pleased with the forum members who recently ganged up on poor Mr. QuintanaRooster. More than likely She would have struck the said members down with a lightening bolt to their members and thus thawing their frozen penises!
As for God and gambling, She has no desire to reveal to anyone the outcome of any caveman sports! Mr. TripleThreat, She knows that in your heart of hearts you would never tithe the winnings.
A close person friend of God’s only begotten Daughter,
Suzie
Mr. TripleThreat, She knows that in your heart of hearts you would never tithe the winnings.
Next you’ll be accussing me of being one of those church goes that “makes change” in the offering plate … y’know they put in a $20 and take out $15.
I have witnessed childbirth. If that’s not proof that God is a man, I don’t know what is.
Of course my wife tells me it’s proof God IS a woman … women get pregnant (instead of men) b/c God wants to make certain the job gets done right … or so she says.
Later. RyanB.
Do not use my name in vain, there is only one Greatness. I will forgive you this one time my son, but go forth warned that the ole’ mighty one will lash down upon thee with great spite.