Questions Lance might post on ST now that he is retired:

Are Dura Ace pedals worth the $$ to upgrade from Ultegra?

Entry fee…you mean people pay their own money to do races?

Do domestiques have to pay the full entry fee if they are just doing the bike leg?

Can your DS only give water/food from the team car at the aid stations?

If I have a fairly hilly time trial, should I use a disc?

How long is the wait for a P3SL?

How do I post a picture in the Hottie thread?

How often do they drug test Age Groupers? WHAT? Man…this is going to be easy…