Punchlines that write themselves

http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2014/09/police_suv_crashes_into_south_jersey_dunkin_donuts.html
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Couldn’t happen to a nicer police department.

They had a warrant out for my arrest some years ago.

3 miles from home.
A world away.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer police department.

They had a warrant out for my arrest some years ago.

New mexico has a warrant out for me. A cop lied and said I wasnt wearing my seatbelt. I pointed out that I was in fact wearing it and he threatened to arrest me for disagreeing with him. Then he wrote me a ticket for it. He was the type of cop that would have broken a tail light then written a ticket.

I will never pay that ticket. Fuck that guy. Its assholes like that that ruin peoples trust in cops.