Prophecia Slowtwitchia

Very little but the plan is a couple of Du’s in early early spring and after my transfer goes through I will have better access to pools and training groups and a Olympic Distance our two in Austin will for sure be done.

Right now my warehouse job is the best training I am getting. I am on my feet 12 hours straight every night throwing about 10000 pounds and never stopping.

I am gearing up here so I smell good things.

“Be nice everyone”

I’m always nice to you J. I was jess sayin’ “high.” I for one am glad to see your psychotic self back at the wheel. I was hatin’ bein’ the only crazy on board…

Not you Big C. You have always been A#1.

This place was getting pretty boring without you. Glad you’re back and as, ummm, “creative”, as ever.

Oh, and don’t let Z. hear about the poisoned Gatorade thing. They’ll try and market it as the newest in “non-endurance” drinks and charge extra for it…it will be called “Gatorade Euthanasia” or something. Then InfinIT will come out with a customized version where you can choose your level of cyanide.

It’s a vicious circle.

Being on your feet all day sure agrees with your spelling
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Well sitting puts pressure on my brain and when I stand the wieght is taken off.

what a mess
.

“You could drape yourself in velvet for all I care…”

Love it baby.

Get some sleep, my friend.

Be warned- the Four Whoresmen of the Apocolypse will not come in lycra, but will wear worsted wool. Their tongues will be forked, though the sound emmanating from their lips will sound like silk, not unlike Barry White.

The Four Whorsemen are as follows:

  1. Mr Trek

  2. Mr Klein

  3. Mr Fisher

  4. Mr Lemond

Yes, it is the four-person quadrinity, it is a demon who has come for their day of reckonning. As the Giant comes from the East, it is the Trek F-sum Whoresmen who will fight. Will the Giant win, or is it the Four Whoresmen?

This is who Slowman will fight. Whomever wins the battle between the Giant and the Four Whoresmen will go on to fight with Quintana Roo with Slowman at it’s helm.

Remember, the Four Whoresmen and the Giant have **MY **backing.