BottomFeeder Pham was a no show tonight at the Disney Triathlon. Pro Athletes coming from as far away as Europe wanted to know where BottomFeeder was. Here are Pro’s Tamara Kozulina along with fellow Ukrainian Andriy Yastrebov sending a personal message to Johnny Pham.
Yastrebov claims that Feeder dodged him in Madison too where Andriy went on to take the Overall title.
I heard he was spending some time in a tanning bed sunning himself for his upcoming magazine shoot. Rumor has it Victoria Secret spotted his ebay auction and signed him to a modeling contract. He was a perfect fit for their new line. Speedo cut.
Kimbo215 (and KJGrog) thank Bottomfeeder for our “Comp” Disney entries! Kimbo215 did awesome placing second; two minutes or so behind 2004 ITU Long Course World Champ Tamara Kozulina. As for KJGrog…the idiot got lost again on the bike course. Only I could get lost on a course probably 25 miles from my home…
Nice race Kimbo,
Hey Grogan
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Somewhere between Small World and the Tea Cups is where it all went wrong for me.
Seriously, worst part about it was the USAT bike cop followed me and the other athlete off course and I think the other athlete actually got a penalty for drafting while we weren’t even on the course! Nice of the USAT official to tell us right?
I dig the pic Kevin. Thanks. I swear Tamara is trying to say something to me with those smiley eyes. As for Yastrebov, you can see a trace of fear in his left eye and a tad bit of relief in his right eye that I wasn’t there. I know he won Wisconsin and all, but surely he doesn’t want A PIECE OF ME!!!
My accomplishment last weekend: dispatching four cherry jelly filled strudels in 10 minutes while driving on the 408. Sweet!
Hey how did those two kids do at Iron Kids?
You heard right bro’. Good ears.
As it happens I was wandering into a Victoria Secret store last weekend looking for a friend. She wasn’t there, so I left. Next time I swear I’m going to try something on. That stuff riles me up.
The kids did really well. The young girl started in the 2nd wave, but was first female out of the water. They came in 4th and 5th and reportedly two of the kids that placed in front of them skipped one of the laps on the bike. They just got finisher’s medals, no awards so it was okay.
Thanks again.
That’s awesome. I hope they stay active for the rest of their lives. Next time teach them how to cheat!
You’re welcome on the entries. I saw Kathy Schonkweiler at the pool today. She’s the one who bought them at an auction, and she was very happy that you guys put them to good use.
